Kirbykyaw
28Citrus Heights, United States
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My self-summary
Are you tired of the same old friends or saddly don't have cool ones and/or any friends at all?

Well, you are in luck and have come to the right profile. I am a Man for barder. Or rent.

I am told I am a sweet, innocent, adorkable socially inept information junkie with years of experience in causing and making others laugh, simle and feel good with out being a scary fucking clown.

I am a Hugasaurus video gamer.

Gamertrash is gaming tag. Has been since 08.
You can find me on:
Steam.
Xfire.
Orgin.
Wargamming.
War thunder.
And pretty much any game.

Platforms I play atm.
Just PC.

I work in a dynamic, confusing, mysterious way that will tickle the shit out of your inanity.

I suppose I should say a little details about me. Frist tho, I am legally broken inside. While it pains me to admit it, it's been true for 28 years.
I am off and on homeless.
I have no car no more, tho, looking to change that.
I am not sane.... or normal.
Tho, you aren't ether.
Tis why you are still reading.
Let's not digress.

I was born into this world at 1:24 am augest 4th, 1988. I have 3 other sibs.

Purple and green are my colors.

I've had 4 amazing ex girlfriends who no long are in communication with me.

I am dynamic.

I am not a cookie to be eaten.

P.S. Smile motherfucker and read on!
What I’m doing with my life
Learning how to adult and being a parent to a puppy. That I accidentally acquireed. She is a beautiful Amirican bully.

Also, decided to rent myself out. Cause moneys, friends, and good times.
I’m really good at
Joy.
:p
Texting.
Building computers.
Enjoying the company of another.
Enjoying complete silence.
Peaceful solitude.
Giving.
massages.
Sucking.
Poking.
Hugging.
Cooking.
Burying dead bodies for my bestie.
Running from zombies.
Not running.
Causing people to feel good.
Being terrible at my grammer.
Shitty jokes that causes laughter in others.
Not poking angery bears.
Eggs.
Licking.
Cuddles.
Dishes.
Sweeping.
Chores.
Sometimes listening.
Sometimes not listening.
Math.
Back rubs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
To many books. I refuse to choose a favorite.

Love a good movie. I frequently visit the movie theaters with friends and then radventure off to Denny's.

I don't watch a whole lot of T.V. However, game of thrones and the Expanse have caught my fancy. While I wait for them to come back to air, my muse is usually tied up on other activities.

Food!! My yummys are buffalo wings, tacos from Jimboys, burgers from In'N'out burgers, pork ribs with mash potatoes from Dickey's Barbecue Pit, home made pulled pork, and of course anything home made from scratch that taste sweet and yummy. Oh and food.
Six things I could never do without
A pot of coffee.
A hug.
A warm mouth.
A Inane conversation.
A soft hand to hold.
A to start a list.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I can write this entire profile in a story format. (Came close once.)

How to reduce the cost of living and at the same time boosting the economy with out robbing people with redundant taxes.

Sometimes, I let my mind wander to the far corners of my imagination and it sometimes brings back awesome stories of complete imagination and bullshit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing someone and/or something.
You should message me if
You want to be treated to random movies and dinner.
If you think I'll be good to cuddle up to.
If you are a nerd.
If you are a geek.
If you like hugs.
If you like being randomly attacked with a hug.

Please fill out questions.

What is it you seek?

What sacrifice do you have to offer?

Do you like hugs?

Are you boring?

Are you kidnapper who steals adults?

Are you a adult theif?

Do yoy need a vacation away from adulating?

Do you need a adult theif?

Tell me why you need this.

What stresses you out? !--for those who just want/need to vent.--

What is the nicest thing you've done for a living creature?

Do you smoke 420?

Do you have chill spot for 420?

Do you need a puppy fix?

What's the color of the moon right now?

Did you know a cat acctully held a mother and her daughter hostage? (I have proof)

As the proverb states, "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step".

Do you like being poked?

Do you mind?
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