I believe the world is my country, mankind is my brethren and to do good is my religion. Thanks, Thomas Paine!
I want a girl who reads! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmEbF2uhsZk&feature=youtu.be
I was born in Long Beach, but grew up in a small town near Santa Barbara called Lompoc, which I think means "stagnant water" in some Native American language. Maybe Chumash? Oh well, it's not important. My life, like anyone else's, has had its ups and downs. Fortunately, I am a Taoist and am pretty good at always finding the positive in any situation. I love puns, corny jokes, and non-sequiturs
I am starting a business and working for an insurance broker in Newport Beach, as well as doing design work on the side... Basically, pretty busy. I would ideally like to find someone whom I can share my life with, but I would prefer to start out as friends because I think it creates better, longer lasting relationships. I can't guarantee that we will be a match, but I will guarantee a fun, interesting conversation, and maybe a new friend. That's not a money-back guarantee or anything, just the word of a gentleman.
I try to go to the gym 3-4 days a week, although I prefer to get my cardio from football, ultimate frisbee, or basketball. I have a deep passion for what I do, and I would describe myself as ambitious and driven to achieve my goals. I read a lot. It's like, super important for making your brain smarter and stuff.
I drink good beer and good bourbon, but not in an unhealthy amount. I drink mostly water and coffee when I'm not drinking the two aforementioned beverages. I like bars over clubs, hotels over camping, burgers over steaks, beer over wine, peanut butter over jelly, mind over matter, HBO over Showtime, Hip-Hop over Country, pool over darts, basketball over football, weed over booze, Apple over PC, Nike over Reebok, iPhone over Android, sleeping in over waking up early, staying up late over going to bed, eggs over easy, Honda over Toyota, optimism over pessimism, reading over TV (usually), meat over veggies, Bernie over Hillary, Anyone over Trump, and time over money.
I'm also good at sitting on things. One time, I sat on a chair for like, at least 2 hours. People were like, "whoa, check out that guy in the chair!" it was pretty awesome.
I'm pretty good at walking my dog, just ask her. She'll be like, "Bark bark! Ruff!" Which means, "Jesse is my favrorite walking human!" I'm also really good at telling jokes, and you can expect a nearly constant barrage of jokes.
Like this one: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
It was soda pressing.
Oh, it gets me every time! Here's a quick list of things I like to think I'm good at.
Using my opposable thumbs
Spinning a basketball on my fingers
Making you laugh
Forgetting everything else
Playing video games
Making people feel comfortable
Making people feel uncomfortable
Going too far
Not understanding myself
Catcher in the rye
In Cold Blood
Made to Stick
Confessions of an Economic Hitman
Stranger in a strange land
The glass castle
Anything by Malcolm Gladwell
The Tao of Pooh
The Te of Piglet
How to win friends and influence people
Anything by Kurt Vonnegut, Hunter Thompson, Greg Palast, or the Heath Brothers
The curious incident of the dog in the night
All David Sedaris books, especially Naked, Me Talk Pretty One Day and Dress Your Family In Courdoroy and Denim
Most Stephen King
Device In The White City
The Glass Castle
Life is beautiful
The dark knight series
Anything by Wes Anderson (Bottle Rocket, Royal Tenenbaums, Moonrise Kingdom, Rushmore, etc.)
The Bourne series
Waiting for superman
Legends of the fall
Last of the Mohicans
Anything by Judd Apatow
Enter through the gift shop
Always sunny in Philadelphia
Parks and recreation
Life and times of Tim
Game of Thrones
The Night Of
So much more 🙄
Tribe called quest
Ra Ra Riot
Foster the people
Band of horses
Kraak and smaak
Chip the ripper
Grouch and Eligh
And a lot more...
I may also be at T.G.I.Friday's enjoying some delicious buffalo chicken burrito nibblers or whatever bullshit they sell there.
One time I spent a Friday with my friend who smokes a lot of weed and he accidentally smoked a bunch of weed that he was supposed to sell for Big Worm and also he was Chris Tucker and also I was Ice Cube and also this is the plot of the movie Friday if you didn't already pick up on this. You know, typical Friday stuff.
On the real, I hate clubs more than baby seals do, so if I'm in the mood to interact with the public, I'll go to a dive bar and play pool or shuffleboard.