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My self-summary
I'm a space ninja on a mission that I have not yet (re)realized. Maybe you can help me? In the meantime, I like doing and trying everything I can to make this life worthwhile. I aim to be the best I can be.

Let's give meaning to this thing we call the human experience. :) (whatever the fuck that means)

Now enough of the warm fuzzy wuzzy stuff. Like everyone else, I'm a flawed human being. Sometimes I can be awkward, self-conscious, very hard on myself and cynical. I'm also a hopeless romantic. I've grown to think online dating is a ton of bullshit. But here I am~

Instagram: xrawrster
What I’m doing with my life
-Stubbing my toes on chair legs, hitting my hips on doorknobs, tripping on hardwood floors, slipping in showers, banging my shoulders on door-frames. (Man, life is hard.)

-Walk around looking for random item, later realizing said item has been in my hand for 5 minutes.

-Seriously, some things I do make absolutely no sense. What the fuck?

-Reading, researching, thinking, reading, researching, thinking.. About EVERYTHING...

-Classified things.
I’m really good at
Working on cars
Mimicking foreign accents
Lucid Dreaming/Oneironautics
Eating, a lot (and very slowly)
Technical stuff(I can fix your car, computer, lamp, you name it.)
Putting shit together(Still waiting for the day I come up with an invention and be like Bill Gates)
Music(I learn instruments very quickly)
Cleaning(worse when my OCD kicks in)
Weird stuff
Getting parking tickets (I have 7 in my collection, fuck yeah.)

Really though, I'm just a Jack-Of-All-Trades, master of none, passionately curious.
The first things people usually notice about me
Y'all mofuckas usually don't. But when you do... that's it. Nothing else, nada, nope, end of story. Keep walking. I never existed. Only in your subconscious.

Some people like my hair, ...also my car.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: You're a book.

Movies: Mostly anything deep, inspiring, philosophical and makes you think. But I'm not too picky. Too many to list here. I'm somewhat of a movie guy, so if you like watching movies, then I think hanging out could be easy!

Shows: I don't watch a lot of T.V. although I used to be really into The Walking Dead because I like to think of myself as Glenn :P

Music: I listen to, and can appreciate almost every genre of music out there, as long as there is lyrical substance, skilled musicianship, and does not lean towards ignorant negativity. But I do have a guilty pleasure for a lot of dumb fun, catchy music as well.

Food: Everything/almost anything. I'll try even the weirdest, most exotic foods out there. I'd make a good Fear Factor contestant, for the food challenges anyway. I'm Bear Grylls.
Six things I could never do without
As a modern homo sapien I could probably say things like: phone, internet, car, etc. but I like to think I'm a natural at survivalism. I'm usually prepared for most things (you should see what I keep in my pockets sometimes or the trunk of my car). I do a lot of 'MacGyvering' when necessary. Murphy's Law is my worst enemy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
At work or at home. Let's be honest here. There's a reason I'm on OkCupid.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a ton of dirty, kinky fantasies. I see sex as an art full of endless possibilities if one is adventurous enough. Your 50 Shades of Grey has nothin' on me, fool.
You should message me if
- You're interested, want to have a chat (about anything), or if you just wanna say something just for thehelluvit.

- Our circuits of consciousness resonate at a similar vibration and frequency, indicating a harmonic convergence and synchronicity between the strings that interconnects us and all life in the universe.

- If you don't mind that I'm a brown Jimmy Neutron-ass looking fool with a forehead that PornHub can make a profit out of using as an advertising billboard.

-Just do it. I'm tired.

- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0
The two of us