37Montclair, United States
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My self-summary
Recently relocated back to NJ after 5 years in LA. I was born & raised here & will be here for 2017. I like to travel, whenever I get the chance. Love to laugh, but love even more to make others laugh! I enjoy meeting and conversing with people from a variety of backgrounds & different walks in life. I feel you can learn so much more about the world when you cast a wider net.
What I’m doing with my life
Kicking ass, taking names and shaking things up.
I’m really good at
-Horizontal mambo.
-Encouraging transgressions.
-Sarcasm, and Sexual Innuendoes.
-Teaching parrots at pet stores swear words.
-Apologizing...I'm a constant work in progress like it should be.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall, dark and kinda handsome?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: 50 Shades of Grey

Movies: The Notebook

Music: Lady GaGa

Shows: everything on Lifetime

Food: Vegetarian
Six things I could never do without
Intimacy, laughing till it hurts, a beautiful mind, booze, adventure, and you?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-The meaning of life?
-The chicken or the egg?
-How hearts are powerful and expansive, but also fragile.
-How I can better myself as a human being and positively contribute to the world?

Then I regress to...

-Boobies vs Booties?
-What am I gonna eat today?
-Learning shortcuts to bypass L.A. traffic.
-A Zombie Apocalypse would be exciting to me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Looking for love in all the wrong places.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like the wild ones.

My favorite curve on a girl is her smile :)
You should message me if
My profile made you smile.

If your full of reckless abandon.

You aren't pretentious about your intelligence.

You like tall guys because you get to wear heels.

Be a passionate person nothing is more important.

If you would rather play sports with me than watch them.

You get my sarcasm listed up above and it made you smile!
The two of us