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My self-summary
I would refer to myself as quite the sarcastic character. I also like to think I have a witty disposition as well, but who knows if my thoughts match reality. Ha. Let's see, what else...I am educated. A bachelor with a bachelors. Looking to become a master with a masters soon.

I believe I have my noggin on straight and I am cruising towards some good times. Life is a rough road, but luckily I got some good shocks and am ready for what's around the river bend.

Yes, that was a road analogy and yes... I just quoted Pocahontas. What of it? lol

P.S. I can send more pictures upon request.
What I’m doing with my life
I work in the educational sphere.
I’m really good at
Thinking outside of the box...Unfortunately I am still confined by the circle.
The first things people usually notice about me
My left ear, and how it looks a lot like my right one.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Okay, so let me give you the run down (also a good movie) on a few of my favorite things as Julie Andrews would have said. Pocahontas and a Sound of Music reference? I'm losing man points. lol

- Movies: I am a fan of almost all genres except horror. Not big into horror. Two of my favorite movies are Wedding Crashers and Blazing Saddles.

- TV shows: My top three favorite TV shows of all time are Scrubs, Doctor Who, Walking Dead. I do watch a lot of TV though (thank you TIVO). So my list of shows is quite extensive.

- Sports: I am a die-hard football fan. I am also into basketball, boxing, and a tinge of hockey.

- Music: My three top genres would be Country, Alt. Rock, and Hip-Hop.

-Books: I go on reading binges. I love to read. Chuck Palahniuk, Scott Sigler, Stephen King, H.G. Wells, etc...
Six things I could never do without
1. Oxygen. Pretty straight forward. I love to breathe, always down for some nostril loving. *Enter oxygen, stage everywhere*

2. Water. Looking over people's items, I saw that water was not ranked on their list. I found this amusing because long-term dating was. Seems to me that relationship is going to DRY up fast? You...you get it? Aw, I'm hilarious. lol

3. Food. Once again, a necessity of life.

4. Chocolate milk. I know I am a grown man, but why give up a good thing?

5. Family and Friends.

6. Hands and arms. I could get by without my feet, don't want to, but I could. I could not get by without my hands. Imagine me doing everything with my feet and mouth. Why...People would be getting walked all over and chewed out.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The irrelevant.
On a typical Friday night I am
It all depends. Is there really a typical Friday night?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love Disney. (Who doesn't love Aladdin, Hercules, or Lion King?)

It's music is so catchy.
You should message me if
...You hated everything you just read.

I'm bernarding you. (Only because I dislike josh.)

Message me if you liked what you saw, read, smelt, or tasted. =)
The two of us