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My self-summary
We're Tom (Commander_)and Katie (exploant7).
We have a penis and a vagina and we would like to use them on you. We're looking for foursomes and threesomes with awesome couples and singles respectively.

If you want to play strip Settlers of Catan with us and a fun, sexy friend of yours, the likelihood of us responding just skyrocketed :) But it doesn't stop at Settlers! We like all sorts of boardgames and like trying out new ones.

Look at our separate profiles here if you want to get to know us better.
What I’m doing with my life
We spend most of our time togetherCuddling with our dog Bentley and arguing who loves him more.
I’m really good at
Sticking penises in vaginas.
The first things people usually notice about me
That we are also another person. For some reason, OKcupid hasn't implemented accounts for more than one person yet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Tom is a decent cook which really just means he doesn't burn anything on a regular basis. Katie is pretty content with it though.

Katie enjoys many sorts of books, especially ones in the magical realism genre. One Hundred Years of Solitude is one of her favorites. She does not like Virginia Woolf. Tom likes reading but doesn't do enough of it. He really enjoys the Song of Ice and Fire.

Our shared music tastes intersect at The Decemberists, Neutral Milk Hotel and The Mountain Goats. So a folk rock/indie sound. Beyond that, you'll have to refer to our separate profiles.

Tom really likes Wall-E. Katie likes Tom enough to like Wall-E by association. Tom is a Film and Animation major and really enjoys all sorts of movies. Katie generally likes movies that aren't longer that 90 minutes.

We enjoy watching Dexter together, but otherwise, we don't watch TV much. If you likeAdventure Timethough, you should message Tom with much enthusiasm :)
Six things I could never do without
1. Bentley (The wimpiest dog ever :D)
2. Milkshakes. Chocolate Milkshakes.
3. Cuddles! It is always the saddest when there are no cuddles :'(
4. Traveling. We have been traveling buddies. We've gone to Europe and hitchhiked for three months together. We've also done a lot of biking. Once we biked from Detroit to Rochester in 8 days. We hope to do more traveling.
5. Sleeeeeping.
6. Each other <3
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sex and Wall-E
On a typical Friday night I am
Masturbating wildly.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
We have had nostril cyber sex.
You should message me if
You want to have a foursome.
You want to have a threesome. And you have read our profile and realized that we are a couple and not a very attractive looking, two-headed bi female.

You want to play Settlers of Catan! You don't even have to play the strip version...although, it is a lot of fun ;)

Or you want to say something cool and awesome. Or send us a nice picture. Or ascii penis art. We greatly enjoy such messages.
The two of us