Then we get our hopes up and try to be clever but end up saying something that makes you think we haven't matured since the 6th grade.
I just want to tell you that you are right.
We are basically the same person we were when we were 12.
I happen to like 12 yr old me.
I'm just a regular guy, no flash or fake. Been divorced almost 2 yrs now. I'm serious sometimes and goofy sometimes. Haven't changed much in that regard since I was a kid.
I'm very perceptive, an INFJ, have a dry sense of humor and can find humor just about anywhere.
My daughters are 13 and 18 and anyone who tries to hurt them is getting punched. I'm very protective of those I love.
If you're a motorcycle chick or need your man to take you on cruises every other month, I'm not your guy. I'm Christian at the core but very far from perfect. Life's way too short not to enjoy every minute of it...I was a church musician for quite a few yrs. Led worship for a while. I play guitar and piano.
Okay ladies, for your perusement, coming down the runway is a 53yr old divorcee. As he glides towards you pay no attention to his swagger. Its purely coincidental that he walks with the assuredness of a Jim Carrey or say, a much younger Jerry Lewis. Notice the twinkle in his eyes..or maybe its just the one eye now as he appears to be as dazed as a deer in headlights....no WAIT! This is his famous classic DEER IN HEADLIGHTS move! Oft imitated but never equaled.
What could be going on in that wonderful imaginative brain of his? Notice how easily he shifts into his patented SURFING HAWAII DUDE move. Aka duck your head and balance before you hit your head on that low beam. Just coincidence that the light beam is hanging a tad bit low I think.
Such grace and power as he exits the runway and weare offered his trademark POSTERIOR VIEW REVUE.
Its okay to blush and swoon ladies...sigh...You deserved it, and he gave it...
Somewhere somewhere, I believe there is a woman who will appreciate my specific set of baggage and whom I will appreciate too.
We will face hurdles head-on. We will laugh a lot.
You will love that I love to touch and kiss you. Kissing will be our favorite thing to do. Everything else will come naturally.
Come to me. I need you.
Playing something cool on the guitar.
Getting to know you and making you laugh.
How to make my friends laugh.
I'm looking for someone with a wide open smile and easy going spirit...but be ye ready for passion and spontaneous combustibility!
I wonder , Huh? Why so many single ladies from Austin Texas? Whazzat all aboot?
Once kissed best you've ever kissed.
Try it, you'll like it.
I'm a well known Hip Hip arteest.
I know a word that rhymes with 'Orange'.
You like to eat, or want someone to watch you eat.
You like to "French Kiss". Only in a new improved American way.
You have the entire New Testament memorized.