I am Ozymandias (King of Kings) and you are Dwynwen. Together we will rule this world with a cruel and terrible lust. Empires shall rise and fall but we will prevail eternal. We shall stand atop the highest mountain, the phalanx of humanity bowed before us, and cry with fury 'Look on our works, ye mighty, and despair!'.
This is our future. This is our fate....
OR we can pickup a kebab and some VB and go back to mine to watch 'The Hangover 2'. You know, whateves, I'm happy either way.
I am a world famous fashion designer renowned for my line of crushed velvet pantaloons for cats. DUBIOUS FACT.
I have fashioned myself gossamer like wings made entirely of mice whiskers. You have no idea how long it takes to convince thousands of mice to let you shave them. Sister, let me tell you - A LONG TIME.
Sounds good right? No, they look good in pictures, but man alive are they are a pain when you want go to the loo. They get right in the way.
-- Oysters for their powerful aphrodisiac effects
-- Barry White music (see Oysters)
-- My waterbed (see Barry White)
-- My black silk kimono replete with flame dragon
-- My 'Hai Karate' cologne
Oh, wait, did you say six? I thought you said sex...
Otherwise you'll find me standing atop the highest mountain, mournfully blowing my conch shell horn in the hope the universe will hear, and in one sublime moment, deliver unto me my dream girl (real, not robot).
Oh, and I'm Welsh, no really I am. No, REALLY. OK, and some other not made up stuff now follows...
I love art and live for music - I keep fit by doing lots of bush walks and hikes, playing soccer and tennis. Design is my passion and my job, I look for it in all it's manifestations including architecture and craft.