40 Melbourne, Australia
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My self-summary
I'm bored of generic answers, so going to subvert this...
I am Ozymandias (King of Kings) and you are Dwynwen. Together we will rule this world with a cruel and terrible lust. Empires shall rise and fall but we will prevail eternal. We shall stand atop the highest mountain, the phalanx of humanity bowed before us, and cry with fury 'Look on our works, ye mighty, and despair!'.

This is our future. This is our fate....

OR we can pickup a kebab and some VB and go back to mine to watch 'The Hangover 2'. You know, whateves, I'm happy either way.
What I’m doing with my life
I run a digital design team. FACT.

I am a world famous fashion designer renowned for my line of crushed velvet pantaloons for cats. DUBIOUS FACT.
I’m really good at
Flying. In my spare time I'm an inventor.

I have fashioned myself gossamer like wings made entirely of mice whiskers. You have no idea how long it takes to convince thousands of mice to let you shave them. Sister, let me tell you - A LONG TIME.
The first things people usually notice about me
The rotating vortex of stars riven from the infinite serenity and mystery of space that gravitate around my magnetic personality.

Sounds good right? No, they look good in pictures, but man alive are they are a pain when you want go to the loo. They get right in the way.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Only the books, movies, shows, music, and food that I make myself, as I'm a writer, director, actor, musician and chef and lover. BOY, what a lover!
The six things I could never do without
-- The 70's style mirror ball which hangs above my bed
-- Oysters for their powerful aphrodisiac effects
-- Barry White music (see Oysters)
-- My waterbed (see Barry White)
-- My black silk kimono replete with flame dragon
-- My 'Hai Karate' cologne

Oh, wait, did you say six? I thought you said sex...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
See above.
On a typical Friday night I am
Practicing the art of seduction.... If by practice you mean building robot girls.

Otherwise you'll find me standing atop the highest mountain, mournfully blowing my conch shell horn in the hope the universe will hear, and in one sublime moment, deliver unto me my dream girl (real, not robot).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
All of the above.

Oh, and I'm Welsh, no really I am. No, REALLY. OK, and some other not made up stuff now follows...

I love art and live for music - I keep fit by doing lots of bush walks and hikes, playing soccer and tennis. Design is my passion and my job, I look for it in all it's manifestations including architecture and craft.
You should message me if
You understand the absurdity of life and have kindness in your heart. Oh, and being luminous would be great too.