I want to be straightforward and hope it cuts back on the awkward conversations with people who don't get the picture. I'm a (mostly)monogamous individual who recognizes and appreciates polyamorous and open relationships but I do not wish to partake in them. So please stop inviting me to threesomes, I'm not interested.
I am also not looking for casual sex and any messages asking, suggesting, or leading to a proposition will be met with rejection.
I'm an energetic, loud spoken girl who lives in Minneapolis. The city is so much fun and I'm loving where I live. I have a lot of Minnesota pride!
I'm a white, cis female with blue eyes and light brown hair. I'm about 5'5'' and I'm rather squishy, something I've grown to love and enjoy about myself. Usually I wear more casual clothing (I'm not much of a girly girl) but sometimes I like to throw on a pretty blouse and long socks and feel cute for the day. No tattoos yet and the only piercings I have are in my ears.
I'm a huge nerd! I adore movies and I play some PC games, though not many lately. I am invested in several television shows (Hannibal!! Game of Thrones!! Elementary!!!) and I'm edging into catching up on some series I've been eyeing for a while (currently chugging through Lost Girl). Books are another love though I'm mourning the misplacement of my novelization of Pacific Rim. When the weather gets cold I dabble in knitting. I like to think I have a great sense of humor and I'm rather silly, though don't take that as a sign of unintelligence!
Other things that I am? I'm a pansexual, no-nonsense feminist who will take the time to educate if approached by someone wanting to learn. Ignorance will not be tolerated and I intend to call out anyone who deserves it. I'm assertive and dominant in my daily life but a submissive in the bedroom. Do not expect that to mean I'll let anyone walk over me.
Things to NOT do when messaging me:
* Quote my "message me if" thing. Yes, I'm sure you found me interesting, please elaborate.
* say I'm cute but don't attempt to start a conversation
* leave me single phrase messages. "What's up" or "hi" are not proper introductions!
When I'm not at work I'm usually hanging around my house or spending time with my roommates. I love trying new restaurants or trying new things. When I find the time I enjoy going to museums or parks and if the weather isn't too oppressive I love hiking and going for walks. I'll admit to being a bit of a lazy pile but once you get me moving it's hard to stop me. Social situations are exciting and fun for me and I can make friends pretty quick but I do need time to myself after to unwind.
I make a mean blueberry-raspberry pie. Just ask around, people will tell you. They're ugly little things but they taste damn good.
Books: Pretty much anything I can get my hands on. I enjoy fiction and the occasional sociological essay book. Recently I've caught up on the ASOIAF series and I'm reluctantly rereading American Psycho. I'm also a big fan of the A Song of Ice and Fire books and I'm positively rabid over the show as well (the books are so much better, though).
Movies: Gosh, I can't just... Avengers, anything Marvel for that matter, Fight Club, Amelie, anything Batman (yes, anything), superhero movies in general, action movies in general, anything that makes you go WHOA OH MAN WHOA because the point of entertainment is to create a reaction and if I walk away from a movie feeling the same as when I walked in then that piece of art has failed to do its purpose. The list goes on but I'd rather not search my mind for more.
Shows: Currently I'm into Elementary, Hannibal, Helix, House of Cards, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, uhhh I know I'm watching other shows but I can't remember. Parks and Rec. Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Oh, trying to get into Dr Who but there's just so MUCH and I'm intimidated. Also I dislike Moffat and I don't want to deal with the latter episodes.
Music: I have fairly eclectic tastes. My radio is stuck on The Current when I'm driving and I like most things from dubstep to French pop music to remixes to indy rock. I try to support the local artists the best I can!
Food: I love food in general. Food is a wonderful thing. Indian, Thai, Mexican (REAL Mexican), anything really, I'll eat it and I'll like it. I adore trying new food. My only qualms are my allergy to crabs, I think, and my low tolerance for spicy stuff.
Access to a steady stream of constant information from the outside world
My loved ones and the support they bring
Tea, even though I'm amateurish at preparing it
Something to keep me busy so I won't go mad
A cute pair of socks
Stupid tv shows and movies that I care way too much about and the people involved. I'm a huge nerd and I get excited over things.
Male privilege, white privilege, cis privilege, all the privileges and what I can do as a white, cis female to help without overstepping my bounds.
Why I'm wasting my life at Walmart despite the good time I'm having. And why having a good time working at Walmart is apparently something I should be ashamed about.
You're not a bigot!
You're not someone who'll flop on me like a wet piece of paper without giving me something to converse with!
You're a huge nerd and want to geek out at me about something! Seriously that's like, the best option there and will usually result in a reply!