29 Minneapolis, United States
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My self-summary
Don't ask for my Skype if you don't know me.

I want to be straightforward and hope it cuts back on the awkward conversations with people assumed otherwise. I'm nonmonogamous but I'm not looking for hookups. Also I'm not into group sex. So please stop inviting me to threesomes, I'm not interested.

I am also not looking for casual sex and any messages asking, suggesting, or leading to a proposition will be met with rejection. What I'm looking for are new friends and people to date and we can see where we go from there! It would be nice to settle down a little with a primary partner, someone who might be receptive to an open relationship.

I'm an energetic, loud spoken girl who lives in Minneapolis. The city is so much fun and I'm loving where I live. I have a lot of Minnesota pride! Between the two retail jobs I work, I cherish the free time that I scrape together.

I'm a white, cis female who can't decide on a hair color. Also, I'm rather squishy, something I've grown to love and enjoy about myself. If you have an issue with fat women, you have an issue with me and I will not interact with you if your profile states as much. My style is more feminine but typically I get away with wearing lounge-wear entirely too often. Being cute and soft and pretty is one of my favorite things and I wield a half-way decent liquid liner brush!

I'm a huge nerd! I adore movies and I play some (PC) video games. I try to stay up-to-date with television but my need-to-see list is very long and I only have so much time. When the weather gets cold I dabble in knitting. I like to think I have a great sense of humor and I'm rather silly, though don't take that as a sign of unintelligence!

Intersectional feminism is important to me and I will not tolerate ignorance or arrogance in all forms. Racism, transphobia, homophobia, sexism, etc, will not be condoned and any disrespect will be harshly met. Typically I am warm and friendly and very open to meeting and talking with new people, please don't be afraid to say hello but I may respond late (bad habit)!

I'm assertive and dominant in my daily life but a submissive in the bedroom. Do not expect that to mean I'll let anyone walk over me.

Reasons I might not respond to your message:
* Only quoting my "message me if" thing. Yes, I'm sure you found me interesting, please elaborate.
* said I'm cute but didn't attempt to start a conversation
* left me single phrase messages. "What's up" or "hi" is barely an effort
What I’m doing with my life
I work about 50 hours a week between my two jobs and it's slowly killing me but what's a girl to do?

When I'm not at work I'm usually hanging around my house or spending time with my roommates. I love trying new restaurants or trying new things. When I find the time I enjoy going to museums or parks and if the weather isn't too oppressive I love hiking and going for walks. I'll admit to being a bit of a lazy pile but once you get me moving it's hard to stop me. Social situations are exciting and fun for me and I can make friends pretty quick but I do need time to myself after to unwind.
I’m really good at
Talking about anything that really interests me! I love being knowledgeable on a subject and am more than willing to share that knowledge. I'm also very easy to talk to and sociable.

I make a mean blueberry-raspberry pie. Just ask around, people will tell you. They're ugly little things but they taste damn good.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes, my smile, how easygoing I tend to be.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I've been putting this off because I can't just bring to mind everything I love! But here goes...

Books: Haven't really had time for much, but I'm not too picky. Young adult fiction is a weakness of mine.

Movies: Gosh, I can't just... Avengers, anything Marvel for that matter, Fight Club, Amelie, anything Batman (yes, anything), superhero movies in general, action movies in general, anything that makes you go WHOA OH MAN WHOA because the point of entertainment is to create a reaction and if I walk away from a movie feeling the same as when I walked in then that piece of art has failed to do its purpose. The list goes on but I'd rather not search my mind for more.

Shows: Elementary, Breaking Bad, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Broad City, Steven Universe, Gravity Falls, and several more! I'm frequently crying over a cartoon.

Games: PC only, currently Overwatch and Minecraft

Music: My radio is stuck on The Current when I'm driving and I like most things from dubstep to French pop music to remixes to indy rock. I try to support the local artists the best I can!

Food: Food is a wonderful thing. Indian, Thai, Mexican (REAL Mexican), anything really, I'll eat it and I'll like it. I adore trying new food.
The six things I could never do without
My computer, including Skype and the people included there
Access to a steady stream of constant information from the outside world
My loved ones and the support they bring
Tea, even though I'm amateurish at preparing it
Something to keep me busy so I won't go mad
A cute pair of socks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why every cute person on this site who shares my interests are homophobic, misogynistic, racist, or slut shamers!

Stupid tv shows and movies that I care way too much about and the people involved. I'm a huge nerd and I get excited over things.

Male privilege, white privilege, cis privilege, all the privileges and what I can do as a white, cis female to help without overstepping my bounds.

Why I'm wasting my life at Walmart despite the good time I'm having. And why having a good time working at Walmart is apparently something I should be ashamed about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either working or enjoying a nice night in at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You'll have to talk to me to find out
You should message me if
You find me interesting!

You're not a bigot!

You're not someone who'll flop on me like a wet piece of paper without giving me something to converse with!

You're a huge nerd and want to geek out at me about something! Seriously that's like, the best option there and will usually result in a reply!