Life is indeed very short, you make the best choices and please your hearts desire and be happy and be kind to people around you and all will be good.
Before I go on blah blah blah bout meself, just an update, I won't be able to log in as usual. Work is getting crazy and totally #@%$&+##*!!! no words can describe ... Duh! Anyway, will try to reply as many messages as possible :))
MMuah!!! Luv ya all! *Huggies* Anthea.
em not looking just browsing...
I'm happy :))
BUT ALSO busy, busy! I MEAN REALLY BUSY with work and live life with the flow. I'm tired of a relationship that is not going anywhere so I usually don't expect much but just being friends :) Of course if I meet that special someone that lights up my spirits, I am a one man woman :) If you have a sense of humour and have that 'take charge' voice, Ooooo I am so ready! I don't do well with sensitive or 'clingy' people. Allow me to express myself and be myself, don't charge on me and be petty... Just trust me :)) If you know me, you'll know what I mean ;)
Come, see my colorful world ;) Don't be shy :))
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*:• Anthea N.
POEMS FOUND IN A MEN'S PUBLIC TOILET
The first one goes:
THE 'FUTURE' IS IN YOUR HAND, HOLD IT GENTLY'
Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
This one by a budding poet...
Here I sit
Tried to shit
But only farted
Then the next guy comes along....
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!
Third guy with some inspiration.....
I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.
The 4th guy....
Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come
here to scratch my balls ,
And read the bullshit on the walls.....
Then this guy from Fire Dept ....... (written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the Fire Department wants you.
Since the Ministry of Environment owns the toilets they have something to say too.....
We aim to please!
You aim too! Please
and on the inside of a toilet door:
Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.
And finally a restaurant owner took this aiming issue a step further.....
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly.
Wahahahahahhahaaaaa!!!!!!!! Hope this leaves you all SMILES!
Check this out :D
Solomon Grundy born on Monday
Christened on Tuesday
Married on Wednesday
Got ill on Thursday
Worse by Friday
Died on Saturday
Buried on Sunday
This is the end of Solomon Grundy :P
While cutting the (Prime Minister) PM's hair one day, the Indian barber suddenly asked,
"What's this Swiss Bank issue?"
The PM shouted, "ARE YOU cutting my hair or making inquiry?"
Barber: "Sorry Sir, I simply asked."
Next day, while cutting the (Deputy Prime Minister) DPM's hair, he again asked,
"Sir, what's this money laundering issue?''
The DPM shouted, ''WHY do you ask me this question?''
Barber: ''Sorry Sir, just a simple question."
On the following day, MACC called in the barber and interrogated him,
''Are you an agent of PKR?"
Barber: "No, Sir."
MACC: "Then while cutting their hair, why did you ask our PM and DPM about
Swiss Bank and money laundering issues?"
Barber: "Sir, the reason is, when I asked them about these, their hair stand up straight.
And that helps me to cut their hair easily !"
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Prostitute : Doctor I have a big hole, is there any way to tighten it?
My business is going down slope.
Doctor : Undress and let me examine first......
The prostitute removes her panties and opens up her legs, exposing her "XXX".
The Doctor moves his head forward with his eyes wide open and exclaims :
"Wah, such a big hole! Wah, such a big hole! Wah, such a big
The prostitute, feeling a bit angry, raised her voice, saying,
"Can you stop repeating! If that's not the case I wouldn't have come to see you."
Doctor : I didn't repeat, the last two were the ECHO...!!!
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Advertisement In A Long Island Shop:
Guitar, for sale........ Cheap...............no strings attached.
Ad In Hospital Waiting Room:
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!
On a bulletin board:
Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives.
When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...
I Gave Up Reading
You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When:
Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick..
Or when your Son starts To wipe It Off
Sign In A Bar:
'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance.'
Sign In Driving School:
If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way....
Behind Every Great Man,
There Is A Surprised Woman.
The Reason Men Lie Is Because
Women Ask too Many Questions..
Is The Mother Of Invention.
Laugh And The World Laughs With You,
Snore And You sleep Alone
The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe
Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.
Sign At A Barber's Saloon In Detroit :
We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business..
Sign In A Restaurant:
All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.
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Some of my FAV :))
Humpty Dumpty Sat On The Bed
Little Bo Peep Was Giving Him Head
As He Came, She Started To Weep
She Could Tell By The Taste He'd Been Shagging Her Sheep
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that crept up beside her
'twas Little Boy Blue with a horn.
Jack and Jill
went up the hill
to have a little fun.
Jill, the dill,
forgot her pill,
and now they have a son.
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=D Have a blast! A BiG one!
SMILE, laugh out loud, laugh insanely and live life with the flow :))
Anthea N :))
Just something I have been listening and on my head right now. I am taking a long break and will be offline for weeks so for those of you visiting me here, I'll get back to you as soon as I can.
Try not to out partying, I always had the worst luck with cops haha :P
Now, that's no longer a secret tee hee :P