*NO FAKE BABES PLEASE. NOT TRYIN' TO HAVE NO IMAGINARY CARNAL PASSIONS LIKE THAT NOTRE DAME CORNCOB.*
Of course, I still make time for plenty of 'shups so my pipes are swoll to perfection.
*AGAIN, NO FAKE BABES NEED APPLY.*
*I AIN'T TRYIN' TO GET DOWN WITH NO FAKE BABES.*
Flicks: Roadhouse, Rambo, Rambo II, Major League, Bad Boys II, Cobra, Robocop, Van Halen 5150 Live Without A Net. There's too many more to name, really. I'm a movie buff from way back. Gotta love the classics. Also, Roadhouse 2013 (formerly 2012) of course.
Shows: Triple D, Tigers, Lions, Wings, ESPN programs featuring Erin Andrews and Rachel Nichols. Guess I don't get to pick what's on the tube much. Dave's always hoggin' it to watch some crap like Grey's Anatomy. Such a load. It's MY Vizio. Sick of this. Might need a guy to guy.
Music: Had my own private DJ business as well as a private radio station, WLZN, as part of Bad Boy City Entertainment where I was the CEO, and comin' atcha live as The Captain. Both are still ready to rock, but it's they're really not my main thing anymore due to new business opportunities I'm pursuing. Also, I had some promotional difficulties when my former co-worker, Ken, defaced one of my flyers. I was pretty steamed. But to be fair, I had carnal passions with his wife, so that kinda made us even. Guess Ken made it erotic, guy on guy, and she found out, so his Oo-La-La wife was achin' for a bad boy to come correct with mad swag.
Food: Just finished up a menu revamp for Guy's new NYC 'rant. Still waitin' to hear back if we're gonna hook up, tag team style, on that, or just Roadhouse 2013. Who knows?
*ONLY LOOKIN' FOR THE ONE ON ONE REAL FEEL. FAKE BABES PLEASE HIT THE BRICKS, YOU GUYS.*
2. Carnal Passions
4. Cold Ones
6. Chest Beefers (Wink. Ha! Sorry, just some guy humor. Tryin' to keep things loose and conversational.)
*7. NOT FAKE BABES.*
*ALSO; REAL, ALL NATURAL BABES. NO MADE UP CRAP.*
*AND, CRAVIN' A HUMAN BABE THAT IS NOT JUST FOR COMPUTER PASSIONS.*
*JUST TO BE CLEAR, NO FAKE BABES. IT'S NOT MY STYLE."
*...AND, IF YOU'RE A WALKIN' TALKIN' BABE THAT WANTS TO GET HOT & STEAMY IN A PERSONAL, ADULT, SITUAISH.*