34Milan, United States
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My self-summary
This is the part where I wow you with how amazing, nice, sexy and rich I am right? And I totally could with words, but it's best if you figure it out for yourself as we get to know one another. So I'll give you a mixed bag of the fair warning stuff and the good stuff.

Home is the family farm. Mom and Dad are a quarter mile away with horse pastures and a barn between our houses. I live in the old farmhouse that Dad grew up in and have the Cape Cod to myself.

Mechanically inclined. To be any kind of a man you have to be able to do things with your hands. Building, repairing, modifying, whatever. The job that pays my utilities 8 months of the year requires me to be good with hands, so I am.

Smart, like crazy smart. Yes I am aware that the previous sentence didn't use the fancy words. I've been gifted with the ability to explain anything I know to anyone. If you're with me your brain works at a higher rate and you think outside the box more effectively and reach greater understanding of things that you are working on. I read and listen enough to be able to talk with just about anyone about whatever they like to talk about. This ability plus not being a criminal is what gives me the job that pays the utilities the other four months.

Passions. Horses, games, reading. (I'm a huge nerd, you'll have to take it with the rest of my sterling attributes). And when I say passions I mean the things that chew up my optional time and discretionary income. If we really hit it off you'll take priority over the games, and some of the reading, but the horses have you beat until I offer you a ring.
What I’m doing with my life
Working at things that need doing until the economy turns around and I can make more money doing things that aren't actually important in any way. Building clientelle for my business and paying down debt. And trying to improve my home a little bit every year.
I’m really good at
Being patient? Letting things come to me? Holding down and moving mattresses(to a greater and lesser degree as the situation requires). I do a reasonable job of making people think that a tazmanian devil has passed through, given the correct stimuli. Being graceful(gracious, maybe? Hard to choose, could be both) about being hit on all the time.

Writing a lot of entertaining nonsense.
The first things people usually notice about me
Honestly? When I'm with my friends, new people usually first notice that I assume that anyone new is an old friend and I treat them like the friends I came out with. (This is a big deal, I don't come with filters.) Which yields hilarious memorable results. And there will likely be an awkward moment for the new person, while everyone else is laughing or face palming or both. Unless they walk up behind me, then it's totally my posterior, or maybe how amazing my profile is against the foreground.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- Legend, Last Defender of Camelot, Foundation. The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy, anything by Robert E. Howard. The Wheel of Time series. Starship Troopers. The Old Man and the Sea. Song of Ice and Fire. Isle of the Dead. Currently on an Orson Scott Card kick. Stephen Donaldson too, which isn't as good, but doesn't suck. I haven't read anything by Larry McMurtry that I have failed to love yet.

Comics- Captain America, Preacher, The Boys. And Thanos

Movies- The Professional, Ghost Rider, Conan (the new one), Last Man Standing, Serenity, Shes all that, Highlander, Six String Samurai, Jay and Silent Bob, Get Over it, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, The Saint, Lonesome Dove, Shooter, Scott Pilgrim, Death Race, Smokey and the Bandit, Pacific Rim, Riddick

Music- Jim Croce, Dire Straits, David Lee Murphy, Brad Paisley, Meatloaf, Genesis, and a surprising amount of pop music

Food- The three Cs cow, carbs, candy
Six things I could never do without
Clean Running Water, soap, A shmoo or two, jeans that fit, a horse that I like in the backyard, something to read.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I need to do differently to reach my goals.

How to fix mistakes. How I can address soundness issues with a horse while remaining within the customers budget.
On a typical Friday night I am
Something something... all my rowdy friends got married. Lately, Netflix. That is very adjustable however. The slightest excuse changes Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Math unjustly and inappropriately finds its way into far too much of my life. Beyond mere metrics. Yet everytime I realize that and try to change the way things are, the world goes to make a poet of me for a moment, then I start having to count things to get the sound right, and those filthy numbers intrude again.

I am very difficult to get to stand still long enough for pictures when there is a camera within my perception. Hence the reason that there are very few photos of me without some variety of suit on, even though I rarely wear a suit. Because of that, my hair is on the shorter end of ponytail length, and my goatee is a beard now.... but there's no photographic proof.
You should message me if
You should message me if you think we'd have fun(any inflection of that word that applies to what you're thinking) or make good friends-with-potential-for-more. Or both, or more than both. Or if you are into horses but have had a devil of a time finding a man that will be patient with what women with horses entails.
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