And no, I didn't meet her through OKC.
I am an oddity. I try to be classy, polite and a decent gentleman. As to whether or not I achieve that, well, you decide.
I say "Open Sesame," or make Jedi-gestures to automatic doors. Try it. It feels awesome.
I know two sentences in French, neither of which can be uttered in civilized conversation.
I can't decide which I want more, a Lightsaber or a Sonic Screwdriver. Though, I am convinced that if I had both I'd be invincible.
I named my fantasy baseball team "The Tralfamadorians"
I used OKC's best face app on my photos. It told me my best face is the one picture that doesn't show my face.
--------> I've taken this to mean that I'm not very pretty.
Also, I don't like having my picture taken. This is why my photos are all so old.
Here's where I invent my own category: Favorite Quotations
(no matter how contradictory)
"A smile and good manners will open many doors, but C-4 is a good back-up." - Unknown
"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent." - Salvador Hardin (fictional character) Foundation.
"At some point you'll have to accept that no one will ever understand you and move on." - my sister
"Claiming someones marriage is against your religion is like being mad because someone is eating a doughnut and you are on a diet" - Erin Miller.
Movies: Rather than attempt to explain my preference, I'll just give a list of flicks I rather like: (ordered as I think of them)
The Hunt for Red October
The Shawshank Redemption
Anything by Studio Ghibli (subtitled)
--> Although it is unacceptable in my generation, I do not like The Big Lebowski, Will Ferrell, or the Harold and Kumar movies.
Shows: The West Wing, Antiques Roadshow, Doctor Who, Top Gear (UK), Stargate: Universe, Firefly, Anime.
Artists frequenting my eardrums:
Modest Mouse, Lindsey Stirling, Flogging Molly, The Dubliners, Streetlight Manifesto, The Decemberists, Black Prairie, Mustard Plug, BOTAR.
Food: Beef with Potatoes. Chicken with rice. Those sorts of things.
a theory or dilemma to ponder
a daydream to lose myself in
a spare pair of socks
a coil of rope
If you need someone to play Ultimate Frisbee or MarioKart
you need help with accounting homework.
Though it should be obvious, if you can't manage to type a full sentence, don't bother.