31Bloomfield Hills, United States
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My self-summary
I rarely ever log in anymore and the profile is heavily outdated. Read if you want, maybe have a chuckle, but I'm not maintaining this now that I'm no longer single.
And no, I didn't meet her through OKC.


I am an oddity. I try to be classy, polite and a decent gentleman. As to whether or not I achieve that, well, you decide.
I say "Open Sesame," or make Jedi-gestures to automatic doors. Try it. It feels awesome.

I know two sentences in French, neither of which can be uttered in civilized conversation.

I can't decide which I want more, a Lightsaber or a Sonic Screwdriver. Though, I am convinced that if I had both I'd be invincible.

I named my fantasy baseball team "The Tralfamadorians"

I used OKC's best face app on my photos. It told me my best face is the one picture that doesn't show my face.
--------> I've taken this to mean that I'm not very pretty.

Also, I don't like having my picture taken. This is why my photos are all so old.
Here's where I invent my own category: Favorite Quotations
(no matter how contradictory)

"A smile and good manners will open many doors, but C-4 is a good back-up." - Unknown

"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent." - Salvador Hardin (fictional character) Foundation.

"At some point you'll have to accept that no one will ever understand you and move on." - my sister

"Claiming someones marriage is against your religion is like being mad because someone is eating a doughnut and you are on a diet" - Erin Miller.
What I’m doing with my life
Job hunting... This is why I'm rarely online.
I’m really good at
making a fool of myself.
over-analyzing every situation.
formulating bad plans. (I have learned not to act on them)
getting myself into interesting situations.
--->usually when I dare to trust my plans.
The first things people usually notice about me
No one can figure out my ethnicity by my skin tone. You have the advantage of it being spelled out on the right sidebar, but more than once I've had people walk up and speak to me in spanish. I don't speak any spanish.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors: Isaac Asimov, Neil Gaiman, Piers Anthony, Kurt Vonnegut, Joanne Rowling.

Movies: Rather than attempt to explain my preference, I'll just give a list of flicks I rather like: (ordered as I think of them)
The Hunt for Red October
The Shawshank Redemption
Boondock Saints
Mary Poppins
M (1931)
Anything by Studio Ghibli (subtitled)

--> Although it is unacceptable in my generation, I do not like The Big Lebowski, Will Ferrell, or the Harold and Kumar movies.

Shows: The West Wing, Antiques Roadshow, Doctor Who, Top Gear (UK), Stargate: Universe, Firefly, Anime.

Artists frequenting my eardrums:
Modest Mouse, Lindsey Stirling, Flogging Molly, The Dubliners, Streetlight Manifesto, The Decemberists, Black Prairie, Mustard Plug, BOTAR.


Food: Beef with Potatoes. Chicken with rice. Those sorts of things.
Six things I could never do without
a body of water within walking distance
a theory or dilemma to ponder
a daydream to lose myself in
a spare pair of socks
a coil of rope

I spend a lot of time thinking about
and planning for situations and scenarios that will, in all likely hood, never happen.
On a typical Friday night I am
When I was in Pittsfield, I spent my fridays at FNM, but now its a bit unpredictable as I get used to a new city on the other end of the country.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I still dream of being a super-hero, but I know I'd make a better villain.
You should message me if
you radiate a tangible aura of awesome.
---or ..
If you need someone to play Ultimate Frisbee or MarioKart
---or ..
you need help with accounting homework.
Though it should be obvious, if you can't manage to type a full sentence, don't bother.
The two of us