Getting rejected by lit mags.
Also I just started cooking a lot and I'm digging it. LM cuk 4 u bb.
Also embroidery, leatherworking, cookie-jar collecting and lying.
TV -- Sopranos, The Wire, Parks and Rec, Portlandia, The Office, Black Books, Trailer Park Boys, BB, South Park, The Simpsons, The Simpsons, The Simpsons, The Simpsons. The Simpsons.
Music -- My musical tastes vary wildly and are terrible and make no sense, but I think accepting that is part of becoming an adult. I haven't accepted it.
2. Smart people to talk to.
3. Dumb people to mock.
Also I want to bring back the mustache in a non-ironic capacity. They've been co-opted and ruined by hipsters and pedophiles for far too long.