Kaynahora
59 Santa Monica, United States
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My self-summary
I'm pretty sure I'm going to win the lottery. Just last week one of my numbers was four which isn't that far from nine which was one of the winning numbers. I hope I win soon because my grandpa's meth lab burned down and that was my inheritance.

OK, OK, here's some "real" stuff: I'm a TV writer which is kind of like being a writer. I'm one of those pain-in-the-as NY'ers who complain that everything is better back there but live out here anyhow--although I still keep an apartment in Manhattan which, though financially foolhardy, is good for the soul.

Like everyone else I live for the sound of childrens' laughter as I spoon with my cellmate, I mean soulmate, during an incredible sunset that somehow co-exists with the rain. Oh, and puppies and cuddling and cuddling with puppies. Followed of course by hardcore porn and a light but satisfying snack and a bottle of an amusing Bordeaux with a surprising nose and and an agreeable lack of pretension.

I'm a restaurantaholic--always thinking about the next dinner, and a bit of a gym rat to counteract the effects inherent in such a passion.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why people think not having a TV marks them as a superior intellect.

When did shrimp become "shrimps?"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes when I'm in my car and I see someone walking alone I'll yell at them, "get a room!"
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