27Chicago, United States
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My self-summary
This is an APB - Wanted: Serial criminal on the loose, suspect is wanted for crimes of: telling bad puns without a license, failing to apply a lint roller to his backside after sitting in the dog's spot on the couch, and felony overuse of duct tape on things that should have been thrown out (seriously, just replace it)..
What I’m doing with my life
A 7 month breaking bad LARP.

Certifying that I have associated with OCC. I suspect it is a bit little like getting a celeb signature but not nearly as cool.

Going for a pharmacy degree as soon as I nail down all the prereqs

trying to get a second job+ all the other stuff. Anyone hiring Pharmacy technicians?

signing up for summer classes that get canceled due to low registration... FML!
I’m really good at
Writing loquacious essays and succinct irony.
The first things people usually notice about me
If I haven't been keeping it shorn my ridiculous poofy hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Game of thrones, Firefly, Mythbusters. Monty Python. -insert list of impressive well-known titles I haven't actually read but will pretend to know about if you ask-

I love to cook... Food. yes... Food.
If you bake me a cake, you will be my best friend for a day.
If you teach me to bake a cake...
I'll get very fat very quickly
so please don't do that!!!
let's just stick with fishing.
Six things I could never do without
fingers to count on
detailed lists
3 other things
polydacty (not really ppl)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. But sometimes it's a train...
On a typical Friday night I am
-"the same thing we do every night, pinkey! Try to take over the world!"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can't always tell when people are being sarcastic and subtlety and I are no longer on speaking terms.

I sold insurance once - Don't do it, it's a trap!!!
You should message me if
Cool people only plz

You think trying to decide if you like someone based on which TV shows they have seen is silly (but still do it.

I'm not really messaging people right now and my a-list just expired, so if you are interested even just a "hey" will do.
The two of us