KellyMcMasaurus
34 Hartford, United States
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My self-summary
"Ladies and gentleman, I stand before you now because I never stopped dawdling like an eight-year-old on a spring morning on his way to school. Anything can make me stop and look and wonder, and sometimes learn. I am a very happy man. Thank you." 
What I’m doing with my life
I'm in East, Tn working as a river guide for the third year in a row. Life is becoming g routine so this fall's exodus will probably be a perminent one.

Basically, im trying to stay in the moment and enjoy what ever it is that im doing. manotany is my kryptonite, change is my sun.
I’m really good at
Magic
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes. My stately beard. My calves. The aura of mysticism that surrounds me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I enjoy music that touches the soul. The spectrum is wide but a few examples are:
Shovels and Rope
Thundercat
Anderson .Paak
The Grateful Dead
Gangstarr
College
Tom Waits
The Devil Makes Three
Merl
Lenny and the piss poor boys
...

My favorite movie is Armagedon 2: Armagedon. My favorite show is Cop Rock

The books next to my bed right now are:
Welcome to the Monkey house by Kurt Vonnegut Jr
Wielding a Red Sword by Piers Anthony
And Lamb by Christopher Moore
^^^this is outdated but a good reflection of my reading preferences.

I fux with food

My go to drink is Buffalo Trace, neat, 3 fingers. I am a whiskey man but I appreciate wine as well. I can take or leave beer, usually something light and crisp as a back for my strong booze.
The six things I could never do without
**My dog use to be on this list but he's gone and I guess I'm doing without him :-(
Space
Cucumbers
passport
A good pack
Running water. A river, not indoor plumbing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"visualizing the realism of life and actuality" Anthony Cruz

You. The sun, moon and stars. Obscure rap Lyrics, usually from a Wutang scroll. Did you ever notice how often Ghost and Rae rap about food?
On a typical Friday night I am
Robe shopping
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a tattoo of a unicorn
I hate Journey
You should message me if
you can keep up
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