KelseyD87
30Houston, United States
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My self-summary
Boys/guys/dudes... listen to this song before messaging me... take notes...
(Also, I require proof you at very least read the lyrics to this song... so in addition to your opening message tell me your fav line of this song)
https://youtu.be/Omkj-lr4myE

Those of you who identify as a woman, trans or NB you all are good to go :p

☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

Yes, I'm a slut.
No, I probably wont fuck you.
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Lets see... I'm silly and pretty out going. I was that little girl with a cute out fit on but still playing in the dirt.

I have a perverted mind. I tend to keep it to myself but once you really know me you will understand most my thoughts are in the gutter.
*****Don't misread my perverse nature as flirtation.*****

I'm weird, random and I tend to ramble.

I'm an extrovert :D

I'm am a polyamorous relationship anarchist. I only date other relationship anarchists or people who identify as solo polya. I'm fiercely independent. Don't try or expect to change me, or even attempt to try to control what or WHO I do.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to take as many naps as possible.
I’m really good at
Baking & cooking. I love to make people's taste buds and bellies happy!

Also playing the violin, although I don't get to play as much as I used to.

Cuddling (cause I'm squishy lol)
The first things people usually notice about me
Usually people notice all my jewerly (i have 18 piercings currently) or its my eyes or maybe my smile. :D
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I really like cheesey horror or any b/scifi movies. LOTR is also an all time favorite.

ADVENTURE TIME

I'm really not picky about music type but really just any band/artist with lots of talent.
Led Zeppelin, The Who, The Beatles, Jimi Hendrix, Leonard Cohen.

Blink 182, Blaqk Audio, The Faint, Alt-J, Watsky, Combichrist, Run The Jewels.

Justin Timerlake. Also, from time to time I will jam to Nsync. Also other various pop music.
Six things I could never do without
Love
My little family
Friends
Feminism
Shiny things
***Kink***
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Intersectional feminism
What to do this weekend
My hair and make up
What to get pierced next
Getting my next tattoo
Herbs
Shibari
On a typical Friday night I am
Out or in with a partner and/or friends.

I Iike clubs...I like to people watch... and dance when the mood strikes

I LOVE seeing bands play. Live music is the best.

Also: I love to go bowling and playing pool even though I STINK!

I'd like to go to the theatre more often.

Also sometimes, I just go to bed early.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can make a sound with my lips that sounds exactly like an elephant.... lol

Im a dominant (rarely switchy) sadomasochist....In a kink kind of way and I have no intrest in any type of vanilla relationship. (D/s not required but kink is)

And unrelated to kink... I sometimes fart during sex.
You should message me if
If you identify as a relationship anarchist. (Or solo polya)

If we match 90% or higher. :D

If you wanna be my sugar Daddy. :p. (that's only kinda a joke - make sure to lmk this is why you're messaging)

If you're looking for some bad ass, like minded friends.

If you wanna take me to see a band play.

If you are a sadist or a masochist.
(I have no interest in being your sub)

Lets just be chill about things and let whatever happens happen naturally. **I'm not looking for fwb** The only people I can usually do that kind of thing with are people I've been friends with for a while.

Let's go to Numbers?
(If you're a dude meeting me at this club is probably your only bet in getting to meet me in real life --men are scary--)

Do not message me unless you ACTUALLY LIVE *IN* Houston.

Do not message me if we're less than an 80% match.

Do not message me if you are monogamous, swinger, poly-fi, or do relationship hirearchy. I will not have any rules placed on me in a relationship.

Do *NOT* send me a message telling me im pretty/cute/sexy/hot...etc... yes, yes I'm attractive... of course you think so! You're messaging me on a dating website..now let's talk about something that actually matters.

Do *NOT* message me if you have God as one of the things you can't live with out, or if take religion seriously at all.

Do **NOT** message me for hook ups -_-
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