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My self-summary
I feel like I'm living in The Matrix, except I don't have a freaking red pill to wake me up fully.

I'm a nerd. Get over it.

I'm overweight, but things change. Easily in fact.

I'm learning how to give a crap about the Now -and- the Future.

I'm a guy who tends to think a lot in solitude, but can't help but just laugh and perpetuate comedy otherwise.
What I’m doing with my life
Learning. Tanning. The art of not being broke after getting paid. College. Questioning everything that doesn't make sense. Turning people into What?men.
I’m really good at
Saying "I don't know."
Listening. Thinking. Doing.
Satirizing double standards.
Being a bad liar.
Making you wish I wasn't so quiet.
Making you wish I would shut up.
The first things people usually notice about me
Men have no problem telling other men if they see potential in their bone structure for a great body, and so they always tell me my shoulders and chest.

Women are women, and for some unknown reason find it difficult to compliment a man, or at least, this man. Be honest, and be bold, women, with every guy you lay eyes on and the wheels start turning to the sound of a squeaking bedframe.

For some reason I've fooled the world into thinking I'm actually intelligent, when the truth is I know nothing.

I'm more like a computer where you have to use explicit detail to get me to understand your line of thinking sometimes. (as in I shun making assumptions yet make them anyway in the process of not trying to make them.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Urge to Read, Rising. (No, this isn't a book, but it's a good title for stating my current feeling on this activity)

Music: If the melody moves me, that's all that is needed.

Food: High Protein, High Dietary Fiber, low sugar.

Sci-Fi: Star Trek(TOS, TNG, DS9, VOY), Battlestar Galactica, Stargate SG1 and SGA.

Romanticism: Game of Thrones

Fantasy: Arrow, The Flash, Supernatural

Drama: Breaking Bad (Yay 6th season), The Walking Dead, House of Cards, Orange is the New Black, Sons of Anarchy, Mad Men, Better Call Saul. Soon to be American Horror Story, Empire.

Comedy Animated: Family Guy, Archer

Anime: One Piece, Attack on Titan, Sword Art Online I and II, Knights of Sidonia, Avatar The Last Airbender, and maybe Bleach/Naruto/Death Note/Full Metal Alchemist at some point.

Movies: Interstellar, Matrix (1, 2, 3), Gravity, Inception, Prestige, Dark Knight, Guardians of the Galaxy, Dispicable Me I/II, Seven Pounds, Deja Vu, Training Day, The Equalizer, Pulp Fiction, Crimson Tide, All about the Benjamins, Avatar, kinda like Lucy, Spawn, Friday(1, 2, 3), Rush Hour(1, 2, 3), The Princess Bride, Gladiator, Back to the Future (I, II, 3 not so much), The Pursuit of Happyness, Big Trouble in Little China, Return of the Dragon, Kung Fu Hustle, Shaolin Soccer, Legend of the Drunken Master.
Six things I could never do without
Hmm, let's see...
Humor. Comedy. Laughter. Amusement. Satire. Lies.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Women, humor, religion, science, wisdom, and how logic explains everything.

How much different the game of chess might be in other realities.

How I still have an Athiest and Agnostic ego to satisfy/rationalize religion to with pure logic.

How proving yourself and the need not to prove yourself affects your own view of yourself, and how others judge you.


Looking at my life as if it were a sitcom anytime I get frustrated. Try that, it's freaking hilarious sometimes, especially when you just break out laughing in people's faces when they annoy you.
On a typical Friday night I am
If not working, being like water. Social water strider. Not as in your face as a butterfly, but sliding across the surface all the way from across the scene. I like working out, and I really think it's working out, so I'll just keep working out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I need you.
You should message me if
you still think I can make you laugh.
The two of us