Kettleslayer1
27 Tacoma, United States
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
Kettleslayer1
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
My self-summary
I am a recent transplant to the PNW and couldn't be happier.

As for the details about me, I am a bit of an introvert and will probably be pretty quiet at first , but once I have a time to warm up to you i am friendly and loyal. I have a slight hearing problems so i prefer to socialize in smaller, more private settings. But I'd still be up for going out and having some fun. My time as a college student has come to a close. I was working at an assisted living facility for developmentally delayed adults. It was hard work, but the job was rewarding. I am now working as a delivery driver for Domino's. And surprisingly, I love it.

On a completely unrelated note i strongly believe that the Fairy Godmother in Shrek 2 is one of the best movie villains of all time. Also Neal Cassidy is hotter than Captain Hook, biting is like kissing only with a winner, and I strongly regret that Clary Fray did not get to kill the Seelie Queen. If you get all of these nerdy references you should definitely message me. If not, feel free to do it anyway, I'd be happy to explain them.
What I’m doing with my life
I have changed my mind about what i want to do with my life more times than i care to admit, but have recently decided that I am going to go back into school to finish my History degree. Ultimately I'd like to get a job teaching High School History.

My one goal that has never wavered is settling down with a man that I love and raising a family together. In fact, I would actually be more than happy to be a stay at home Dad when the time came. But we will cross that bridge when we get there.
I’m really good at
I have been told that i am really good at giving advise, cooking, and art
I can usually recover quickly from emotional blows, I am able to see positives in virtually any situation, and I am really good at identifying with other peoples' problems and giving advise.

As for artistic skills I amjust generally creative. I have a good imagination, a talent for improvising, and a good eye for shape and color.

I can take any recipe that I've made and recreate it successfully most of the time. I can also improve on most recipes.

...I've been told that I'm good at other things but they are rather private. Get to know me and I might tell you.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have been told that i have nice eyes but you'd have to get pretty close to notice, from a distance i think they probably seem rather ordinary. You'd have to tell me what you notice about me ;)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS
I am an escapist by nature so if i read a book I would prefer that it be a part of the scifi/fantasy genre. If not it should at least have a happy ending or make me laugh. Some of my very favorite books include Percy Jackson & the Olympians, the Kane Chronicles, the Shadowhunter Chronicles ( including the Mortal instruments and Infernal devices series, respectively), the Lunar Chronicles, the Twilight saga, Harry Potter, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Trilogy, the hunger Games, Children of the Lamp, Heroes of Olympus, and of course Anything by Anne Rice or J.R.R. Tolkien or Stephen King.

MOVIES
I love movies. I have seen hundreds, and will see thousands more. :)
Here are just a few movie that i like: Witches of Eastwick, Dark Shadows, Tank Girl, Cutthroat Island, The Avengers, The Underworld movies, Cursed, What's Your Number, Ghost, 13 Going On 30, Night at the Museum, Dragon Heart, All of the Shrek Movies but the 3rd one, The Ugly Truth, all of the Pokemon movies, the Howling, Fright Night (both the original and the remake), Kinky Boots, the Adams Family, True Lies, Pitch Perfect, Maleficent, the Edge if a Tommorow, most anything that has both Drew Barrymore and Adam Sandler costarring, the 6th Day, The One, Shanghai Noon, all of the Back to the Future movies, the Frighteners, Ever After, Willow, Galaxy Quest, Don't Be Afraid of the Dark, Wolfman, the King's Speech, Ladyhawke, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Hannibal, A Fish Called Wanda, All About Steve, Silence of the Lambs, and yes I AM a Twilight Nerd. :)

COMEDIANS
I love to laugh. I would love to go see standup routines, especially on a date. Right now my favorite comedians are Eddie Izzard and Margaret Cho.

MUSIC
I like music based on beat, melody, and lyrics and choose songs based on my mood. I don't really pay much attention to bands or artists but some that I like are Deep Blue something, Cake, Pink, Blue Oyster Cult, Lana del Rey, Amy Winehouse, Garbage, Smashmouth, the Beatles, Sting, The Who, Cream, Twisted Sister, Aerosmith, Pat Benatar, Joan Jett (and the Black Hearts), Six Pence and None the Richer, NO DOUBT, and I will add more to the list later. :)

FOOD
I love Italian, Chinese, Thai, Mexican, and generic American. Overall though i am pretty adventurous when it comes to eating, so I would probably try just about anything. I just love food, really.
The six things I could never do without
This section of a profile merits more than one list.

Essentials
Food, air, water, friends, family, and sex (I have been told that i
am a very sensual person).

Superficials
A working kitchen, Electricity, Hot water(I have to have a hot
shower at least once a day), Fun shoes, My smart phone, and of
course the internet.

Things I want, and will have soon
A house that I own, A nice flat screen TV, A
PS4 or some other nice gaming system, A Jeep Cherokee,and Good kitchen appliances for my
experimentation.

Things I Will Have...Eventually
My History degree, a teaching position, a reasonable nice house, a Rottweiller, A loving husband, and At least two kids.

Things I want in a Relationship
Communication, Compromise, Patience, Love, Lust (relationships
should never be based on sex, but if they can be enriched by strong
sexual chemistry your odds of overall success are greatly
improved), and Humor ( the most important of all).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spend alot of time thinking about where i am going with my life, what I would ask for if i met a genie, what I want to teach myself how to cook next, what I might name one of my future children, what might happen if i was a character in one of the books I read or TV shows that I watch, what kind of man i want to end up with, the guy I am currently dating or interested in, the type of guy I'm attracted to and if that ideal fits my ideal for a life partner, and of course sex (I'm male and i have a pulse haha...). Most of all though I think about love and the life I know in my heart that I will be living sometime soon. :)
On a typical Friday night I am
On a typical Friday night I could be doing any number of things. Hanging out with friends, studying, chatting or texting , or home alone bored out of my mind. Usually I'm free to chat though, so feel free to hit me up!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
For a long time I didn't know anything at all about World of Warcraft. A chat buddy of mine used to say he was playing WoW all the time when i would aks him what he was up to, and being somewhat out of touch I thought for the longest time that he meant that he was jacking off. I seriously thought he was a compulsive masturbator. It made me blush. Hahaha
You should message me if
If you read something on my profile that you'd like to talk to me about or you think we'd hit it off as friends.
Currently I am mostly looking to get to know people in the area. Chatting for other purposes is possible too. ;)

So...you should message me if:
-You've read all of the above and think I sound like someone you'd like to get to know
-You think you could beat me at Scrabble
-you're a nerd if some kind (all varieties welcome)
-Your birthday is on the 5th of November, then I'll rember. Or some other nerdy date the is connected to an awesome pop culture reference. I'd kinda love it.
More