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My self-summary
Just got back on here finally figured I'd write a little something.

I'm going to insert random jokes through-out my profile for comedic relief.

My name is Kevin, in-case you couldn't decipher that out. I'm born and raised here in New Hampshire and I absolutely love it here. I'm a quiet person by nature. It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. I love hearing about other people, likes, dislikes, different experiences and views on certain subjects. I like arguing (no, not yelling and screaming), who doesn't like a friendly dispute or two? I'm a funny dude, trust me. Although sometimes it doesn't hit home with some people as it's typically just a sarcastic remark. I totally understand how batteries feel because I'm rarely ever included in things either.

I'm not going to ramble on any more on here, so if you're interested good ahead and send me a message back.
What I’m doing with my life
Working. I work full time as a locksmith.
Looking to move forward with my life with someone new.
Over using commas.
What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know, and I don’t care.
I’m really good at
OKC told me brag so I guess.... not very "good" at it, but I do donate blood on a fairly regular basis.
I donate my time as well, less often though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite book, Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption. What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.

Favorite movie, not surprising but I do enjoy a lot of "nerd" classics. Starwars, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, along with tons more variety. I watch movies a lot and typically always have something playing in the background. The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.

Favorite shows, I enjoy Sci-fi shows. Stargate, Firefly, and I'm just waiting for someone to join me binge watching Game of Thrones from the beginning (I have only seen just a couple episodes in total).

Favorite music, well this is actually the section of this entire profile that I looked forward to writing. I don't have favorite music. My choice in music depends on my mood and I'll pretty much listen to anything. If I just want to sit back and relax a little and just have some background sound I enjoy the classics, Bach, Beethoven, Mozart, Vivaldi, Pachelbel. Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it. I would also a look of film score that most people would recognize, John Williams, Danny Elfman, Howard Shore and James Horner. If I don't feel like relaxing and looking for something a little more upbeat I do listen to all those famous one-hit-wonders from the 90's as well and those oldies rock ballads. I can really appreciate quality music.

Favorite food, after writing all that above let's just say favorite food isn't really anything I care or am passionate about.
Six things I could never do without
I'm going to change this section to "priorities", in order;

1. Family
2. Friends
3. Work
4. Myself

I know it's pretty typical as of most people (well they say it at least), but this is truly how I prioritize my life. I definitely like to think I always put others ahead of myself.

I just need these things to be happy. (Work more-so to keep myself sane sometimes). Anything else in the world doesn't matter as long as you have people to share with.

On a lighter note, the midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where and when I will meet the next big influence on my life (positive or negative).

And... whether or not I'm singing the correct lyrics to songs or how many typo's I haven't found on this page yet.

I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what’s telling me that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix, it's very cliche but I do tend to binge watch Netflix.
Fires, no I'm no arsonist I enjoy having a drink hanging outside sitting by a fire on a nice fall night.
You should message me if
You just want someone to chat with. I'll talk to anyone and very sociable. Just looking to chat with people and see where things go.

Or if reading my profile made you smile a little bit. :)

How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
The two of us