KewlDewdilicous
33 Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
Embarrassing confession that all my bros rag on me for: I've never seen the movie "Dirty Dancing"
What I’m doing with my life
Vanilla Ice follows me on Twitter, okay? What are YOU doing with YOUR life?
I’m really good at
I'm pretty good at writing my signature super fast in different sizes all over a blank sheet of paper.
Outside of that I haven't really NEEDED to be good at anything else.
The first things people usually notice about me
I get a lot of strangers touching my beard, asking afterward if it's okay. a lot of men, and some women. The answer is "no, of course not," and "yes, absolutely of course, what's up?" respectively.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I find it kind of pointless to start listing bands I love, but I will say I like when people recognize and appreciate the distinction between Parliament and Funkadelic.
Beyond that, I guess it should suffice to say my musical tastes are VERY impressive. For instance, first track that came up on my ipod shuffle was "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" by Kidz Bop Kids.

And the second track that came up on shuffle was "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" by Kidz Bop Kids.

I have only one song on my ipod.

Live music is the thing. I see literally as much jazz as is humanly possible.
The six things I could never do without
seasons 4-9 of The Simpsons
I spend a lot of time thinking about
seasons 4-9 of The Simpsons
On a typical Friday night I am
waxin and milkin
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've been listening to that Justin Bieber song. You know the one.
You should message me if
if you would stand with me on a mountain
and/or bathe with me in the sea
or we could bathe separately in our own apartments and then meet up at a bar, on top of a mountain or wherever.

Or whatever. i will do cool stuff with you if you do cool stuff with me.
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