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My self-summary
This thing says I am bi but really, I am more heterosexual than bi. Anyways, this is a brief into to update this. I am in a long term relationship with the most amazing partner ever. He is sweet, sexy, and just as weird as I am. We are also a non monogamous couple that has not been non monogamous in a few years due to life stuff. I want to start meeting people, both men and women, to establish friendship and maybe more with us. We have been part of the kink scene for awhile and would like to meet people to play with together, and possibly independently.
I will update more about who I am later.
What I’m doing with my life
By title, I am a social work supervisor. But I feel like a over glorified babysitter in a David Lynch film.
True Story, I successfully quoted Big Daddy Kane in a staff meeting once.
Trying to decide if I am ready for poly again.
Getting used to having an adult college student for a child.
I’m really good at
Cooking and baking. Laughing. I like to laugh a lot. Being snarky.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't know. I am not them. That I am short? That I have large breasts? That I have a big ass? I am hoping that people would notice things like I am intelligent, funny, and maybe adorable in a bunny-like sense. But I am equally shallow too. I notice obvious appearances first as well.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Journey to the end of the night-Louis Ferdinand Celine
On the Road- Jack Kerouac
Anything Neil Gaiman or Charles Bukowski
Fahrenheit451- Ray Bradbury
Lolita- Vladimir Nabokov
Little Birds- Anais Nin
The Rosy Crucifixtion Trilogy: Sexus, Nexus, and Plexus- Henry Miller
I have read American Psycho by Brett Easton Ellis like 5 times and still laugh hysterically through the whole book.

I am mainly into goth and industrial music, but love old R&B and soul music and opera. Depeche Mode, Joy Division, New Order, Siouxsi and the Banshees, Peter Murphy.

Donnie Darko, Marie Antoinette, Ghost World, ANYTHING David Lynch, Dot and the Kangaroo (and if you know this movie, you get extra points), Seven Samurai, 8 1/2, Belle du Jour, Indochine, Brazil, Usual Suspects, Every single James Bond film except "View to a kill" which I hated, all sorts of odd and unusual movies really.
TV, I don't watch a lot of it. I really love Twin Peaks, The Venture Brothers, and yes, True Blood. I have been recently introduced to Spaced and Breaking Bad. I get really jazzed over Iron Chef America, but only because I love to cook and I have a massive crush on Alton Brown.
Six things I could never do without
A dark sense of humor
My family
Soap that I am not allergic to
I spend a lot of time thinking about
perversions, what to make for dinner, why do I work with a lot of stupid people, how much I really want to go to Las Vegas this year, It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again....
On a typical Friday night I am
not a lot. I'm usually pretty beat from the week
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That I believe in love at first sight. It's happened twice.
You should message me if
If you actually read my profile and have something meaningful to say
Understand that I am not looking for Mr. Right and have a primary partner
The two of us