27Victoria, Canada
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My self-summary
I like to laugh. Make me laugh and we'll get along great. I like to think. Engage me in conversation and we'll get along better. I like to learn. Teach me something new, and we'll get along even better-er.

Or just make fart jokes and talk about cartoons. I'm a simple man. I'm mainly looking for someone who will laugh with (or at) me, and join me for adventures.
What I’m doing with my life
I work full-time in the software field. It's a pretty standard office job, but I really like it.

I am a gamer. I play games, I write games, I've even worked in the gaming industry. I like any game that gives me an excuse to have a bunch of friends over for a night of shenanigans; my first love is tabletop RPGs, but I adore boardgames and can occasionally be persuaded to play videogames. I also play tabletop miniature games, but that's mainly because I love painting and it gives me an excuse to do so.

I like to be outside and go on adventures. Hiking, camping, fishing, foraging, and mushroom hunting always make for a good day. The forest is very tasty, and I enjoy finding food in it and experimenting with it in my kitchen. Did I mention I can cook? I can totally cook. As much as I enjoy my wilderness adventures, I also appreciate a day spent canning, dehydrating, pickling, or otherwise creating and storing tasty foods.

I like martial arts. I've done a number of different styles, and I'm always looking to learn more.
I’m really good at
Telling stories. I've often thought I would have made a good travelling storyteller in ancient times, or some kind of information broker. In this era I make do with writing long epics and turning them into tabletop RPGs.

Cooking. Spicy food and seafood (usually that I have caught myself) are what I am best at, but I like to think that I can toss pretty much anything together and make it at least somewhat satisfying.

Fishing. I would fish every minute of every day if it was economically viable.

Languages. I love languages, I love learning new languages, and I love speaking the languages that I know. If you can teach me a language I don't know, or practice a language with me that I already know, we'll be best friends.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have several large scars on my face, and my nose has been broken multiple times. It's pretty obvious.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favourite movie is My Neighbour Totoro, with Ip Man as a close second. I'm a sucker for a good fight sequence. Comedies are alright every once in a while. I also unapologetically love Marvel movies.

I devour any book on UFOs or the paranormal - maximum points if you do, as well. Talk paranormal with me and we'll get along great. I don't really believe any of it, but find the concepts fascinating.

My favourite book series is the Shadows of the Apt. I also like The Kingkiller Chronicles and The Prince of Nothing. China Mieville is wicked, as are Christie Golden and George R. R. Martin. On the semi-nonfiction side of things, I like classical epics such as the Ramayana, the Norse Poetic and Prose Eddas, the Mabinogion, or the Bhagavad Ghita.

For nonfiction books, I enjoy history books that go ridiculously in-depth about time periods or events. I have an entire shelf of books about wilderness survival, foraging, and cooking with foraged food. I also read books about grammar because I'm a huge nerd.

I like the X-Files, Firefly, Corner Gas, Torchwood, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Rick and Morty, Invader Zim, Adventure Time, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, The Last Kingdom, Colony, any of the Marvel series, and many more.

Musically, I like things with lots of energy-- Heavy metal, hard rock, folk, and punk are my genres of choice. I cannot stand country, and dubstep isn't music, it is the sound of Megatron and Optimus having a love affair.
Six things I could never do without
- a kung fu partner
- camping trips
- fishing trips
- polyhedral dice
- books
- my cat
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Trading innocent bystanders to the zombie overlord in exchange for leniency.
On a typical Friday night I am
Seizing the means of production.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sing loudly and badly when I'm driving.
You should message me if
You want to go on a long walk while talking about philosophy, politics, games, or any other esotericism you can come up with. Or if you want to go camping and eat the whole forest with me.
The two of us