My name is KHRYSTINA, yeah I know, it's spelled different. ENTP type, be ready to keep up.
I'd like to consider myself a laid back, reasonable, realist, sarcastic, more like cynical, and witty type of person but in all honesty I'm stubborn, bossy and demanding (within reason).
I don't think chivalry is dead, but I don't expect to be handed everything simply because I have a vagina.
Friends would be nice, Best Friends would be awesome.
I'm also not here to get into any weird poly amorous or master-slave/pet thing you have going on, so please don't ask. I'll find my own slave thank you very much. I'm no Vanilla.
To the Girls reading: Yes, I've been in a relationship with a girl, a few in fact. So no, I don't say I'm bi just for fun or because I'm part of the new fad of being possibly gay. I am a purely full on half gay bisexual and I love eating muff as much as the next lesbian, probably better at it too.
I like to be bare footed and I have an obsession with frogs. IF YOU DON'T SHARE MY LOVE FOR THE MUPPETS THEN IT WILL NEVER WORK.
You're standing on my neck.
I am a Licensed Massage Therapist, (enter happy ending joke here but I swear to God if you ask me for one I will put my elbow in your Piriformis) specializing in energy work such as Shiatsu, Thai Bodywork, acupressure and cranial sacral.
I hope to own a funeral home in the future and be a licensed Mortician as well and then be able to incorporate energy work into that. Feel free to let that stew.
I've dabbled in Warhammer 40k, I have two armies: Chaos Daemons and Salamanders.
Occasionally smoking pakalolo.
Breathing, blinking, looking, watching, typing, writing, reading, observing, thinking, daydreaming, driving, acting, baking, cleaning, snickering, laughing, poking, texting, ignoring, yelling, cracking and jerking, licking, kissing, sucking reeses peanut butter cups.
Making people laugh, being silly, making puns, talking to strangers, picking things up with my toes, playing Skyrim.
My little feet.
My fertile birthing hips.
45" 35" 45", 160 lbs of amazing
My direct blunt attitude.
"How come you don't have better pictures on your profile Khrystina?" Because Fuck You, that's why.
Movies: Back To The Future, horror movies.
Music: mostly classic rock (60s-80s), some hip hop, stoner music, 90s pop, techno, "derpstep", contemporary club music, sambas, cumbias, merengues aka spanish dance music that you hear at your neighbor's house like every weekend until 3am. oooh yeah.
My Sleeping Karma
Shows: Xfiles and Daria
Food: Anything Asian.
I envy the musically inclined for it must be so nice to be able to express yourself through a medium other than punching the wall.
What would I do if I really did take an arrow to the knee.
What really happened to Angelea on ANTM's last season.
How I couldn't remember how to throw a boomerang, but it all came back to me.
Stealing someone's coffee is called "mugging".
Novice pirates make terrible singers because they can't hit the high seas.
How Although Nobelists tend to have dynamite personalities, Niels was a Bohr, and Linus was a Pauling.
That I really do have a photographic memory -- I just haven't developed it yet.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
And It's better to love a short girl than not a tall.
Boom boom tst!
Or out with people. You know, like everyone else.
Feel free to add me on Xbox Live if you like: Tinadafroggy
You guys don't know why but this is so weird, let's keep it that way.
I have a mental list of people that I think should drop dead.
I have a giant stuffed frog named Radish.
I enjoy my role in the kitchen.
I have tattoos on both of my ankles.
I have a thing for intelligence. Like intelligence that you apply every day, good reasoning skills, a myriad of random facts and not be a sensitive sperglord are just a few things that could definitely help you on this mission, should you choose to accept it.
Super intense eyes = googolplex of internets for you.
Talk about Wu Wei, Ether and the God-mind.
Pun War Challenge me. Do it.
Basically for any reason.
My exbf decided it would be a good idea to drive my car into a FedEx truck so I don't have a car at the moment, if that is an issue for you, keep walking.
Don't message me if you're illiterate or fail at writing. I am a grammar Nazi and if you message me with poor grammar and/or spelling or abusing abbreviations, I will warn you about it, but after your first offense, I will ignore you. I'm being deadly serious.