Kilt_Guy_Hi
62 Canton, United States
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My self-summary
"Some people think I must be a very strange person. This is not correct. I have the heart of a small boy. It is in a jar on my desk." --Stephen King

In the immortal words of Tank Girl, ".... its been swell, but the swellings gone down!"
I've been un-partnered 4 years - and feeling like it's time to get back into the fray! I don't play games and / or hide who I am. I think it is important to develop a level of trust and friendship - get to know each others insides a bit and then see where things go...

Me? ENFP ... a child of a somewhat lesser god... optimistic, witty, silly, passionate, uninhibited, adventurous, rationally emotive, romantic, introspective - with a great and wonky sense of humor… I've been described as perfectly imperfect, weird, a gentleman, kind and honest to a fault and good at being a good friend. So yeah, I'm one of the good guys - best kept secret... I'm more like a kinky Boy Scout than anything!

just a note... I'm doing the skinny "free" plan on OKC for now so please just send me a note if you feel a connection or just want to reach out... call me a cheap-oh... but that's how it is. :-)

Bonus Points:
You do not wear perfume / cologne as I have multiple chemical sensitivity.... soft earth scents are okay...
What I’m doing with my life
Business: I'm self employed. I stay busy but I do not live to work - but rather I work to live.
Personal: I am at another crossroad in my life... and I feel excited about what ever is next!
I’m really good at
* being a dork
* outliving fatal motor vehicle crashes
* breaking stemware
* fixing broken things (except stemware)
* stopping traffic to ensure turtles make it across the road alive
* using my turn-signal indicators
* pissing-off christians
* blurting out things without any prior thought processes
The first things people usually notice about me
I am tall, and usually wearing a kilt... that's enough.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I read a lot - Fiction, History, Technical, "News", etc.
Movies: I watch movies a lot
Shows: I am a Total "Walking Dead" Fan.
Music: I like music a lot - almost all kinds...
Food: I like food....... wait for it...... a lot - (except goat-cheese!)
Drink: Single-malt Scotch - mostly the stuff that does not taste like you just licked a telephone pole... and I love a good IPA - and I'm in the right town for it!
The six things I could never do without
* wee hearing-aid batteries - wot?
* railroad flares ( those great big red suckers!)
* Prep-H Hemi Cream ( just in case the flares don't work!)
* a towel ( points if you get the reference)
Actually.... I'm a bit of a minimalist and could do without pretty much everything I "own".

A few things I definitely like doing without
* watching TeeVee
* being a sports fan
* people whose behavior is rude / condescending / pretentious / mean / hurtful / judgmental / deceitful
I spend a lot of time thinking about
* Cuddling / Kissing / Intimacy
* Time Travel /The speed of light / the universe / quantum physics
* Who I have to screw to get off this rock?
* Traveling - Adventure - Fun Activities!
On a typical Friday night I am
* Riding on Yorick's back
* Losing containment
* Concentrating on dedicated sphincter control
* Courting the Dark Side of The Force
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am not a very private person. I seem extroverted, and am sometimes, but love some cave time too. I have had a few relationships and have had a lot of alone time - I am overall happy either way. I have learned that any future relationships will only work with someone who is at least as excruciatingly passionate as I am about being completely authentic - and will accept me as I am - as I will do the same.
Oh, and I've very nearly died a couple of times... very interesting.
You should message me if
I'm too adventurous and open minded to put anything too limiting here... But girls, if you can't or won't take the time to fill your your profiles AND answer a bunch of these seemingly dork-knob questions - it will be difficult to get a good idea, fairly quickly, if we match up... and OKC really is pretty good at this matching thing. So please do the work. :-)
And if you have done the work.... to help us all save time please:
* Have a high "Match" percentage with me (aprox 90% - or higher).
* Be petite/thin/fit or on the low side of height/weight proportionate... petite / thin / fit is better.
* Post at least one recent photo of yourself.... and if you show up and do not look like your photos, you have to buy me drinks until you do!....or at least until I don't care! HaHa!
Oh ya, if you would like your profile photo rotated to the proper alignment - I'll fix it and send it to you... Really...
All this said - I am open to being contacted by anybody for any reason :-)
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