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My self-summary
I just deleted all of my questions. I'm working on revamping my profile.

Idk what else to say really.

This might take a while. I just realized that 'The Last Unicorn' is on Netflix. You could just message me.
What I’m doing with my life
I sell dog food and pet accessories. I love my job, despite long hours and little pay.

I am currently playing Ocarina of Time on 3DS. I'm looking for a good RPG group. I run a monthly ladies only 5e game for friends.

Eventually I would like to get recertified as a massage therapist, having previously been certified in MS. I do have a table. Friends get free massages.

My room is kitted out with DnD posters and books. If that bothers you, we would not get along.
I’m really good at
Reaching tall things, wearing a kilt, and karaoke.

I also "have a gift that needs to be shared with the world." That is a direct quote about my massages.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite Terry Pratchett book is "Small Gods." I am fond of "Watership Down", "Hitchhiker's Guide", and "Catch 22".

I love movies of all stripes. Horror, animation, comedy, scifi/ fantasy, and spaghetti westerns and Asian period pieces are some of my favorite films. 'Nosferatu', the original (not the one with shitty music played over it) is my favorite film of all time. I happily know I share a birthdate with the lead actor. Other favorite films include 'Big Trouble in Little China', 'American Werewolf in London', and 'Heavy Metal'. This list will never be finished.

I primarily listen to "oldies", of the 60-90s eras of music. But I can honestly appreciate most style of music, for some reason or another.

Anything that could be considered "home cooking" is a guaranteed favorite. I love hearty meals.
Six things I could never do without
A warm cuddle partner
Tasty food, including meat
Enough friends to play some RPGs
Some RPGs to play
Marijuana, not a "420 blaze it smoke erryday one love" style just pain management.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How would the world be different if King Henry the VIII was a corgi.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, watching movies, or bored out of my mind. Would you like to help me with that last one?
You should message me if
You want to talk to me, either to just chat or eventually meet up (or to tell me your ideas on Corgi VIII). I am always available for a drink, and if you smoke trees we can be friends.

Currently looking to join any gaming group, or pick up an instrument. Sax, standing bass, and guitar all sound fun.

Can't believe I have to add this, but if you are naive and lacking intelligence to believe A conspiracy theory, make it good. Do not come to me with your Floridization water bullshit.

Looking for nice people. People that connect on a social and personal level. I am cuddly when welcomed, and hugs are awesome but always surprise me.

Nerd stuff and sex are always excellent topics of conversation.

I'm currently looking for housing. If you are part of a nerd friendly house hold looking for another roommate, feel free to essays me!
The two of us