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My self-summary
“I’d much rather have one great person to talk to every night than have several pointless conversations with temporary people.”

*Holds out hand* Can you hold this for me while I go take a walk? :3

Please note that my questions are really old. No, Im not a virgin, no I dont believe in god, and any questions that reflect the opposite of that, I just havent found to re-answer them, sorry

I am not looking for a nice guy, I am looking for a good man.

Hi, my names Amber and I'm addcited to love, lovins, loving others, beards, sweet food, snuggles, cuddles, friends, admiring others body shapes, men in silly hats, watching the strokes of watercolor come out of my paintbrush , indie rock, musicals, glittery things, fluffy things, cute men, cute mens parts, blue raspberry flavored things, being a child at heart, hugging, playing with you hair, singing out of tune, bright colors, dancing in my car, interent, drawing, cinnamon scented things, being barefoot, caring too much, cute animals, cute things, going to concerts, gotye, being in the water, being in the shade, tea, sexy people, social media , being an actavist, standing up for what i believe in, watching movies, listening to the rain, and you ♥

I am a ISFP Persoanlity type.
You can read more about that here if you want:

you wanna take this outside??? you wanna take this to the park? you wanna look at the stars with me? you wanna go out for a romantic dinner afterwards??

This is also a sneak peek of waking up next to me would look like: . You gotta know what you're potentially signing up for.

I am also not looking for someone to complete me, because I am not half a person.

Okay with monogmous or poly relationships depending on the person/situation
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to find my place in this world.

Werkin and Jerkin but mostly werkin
I’m really good at
being creative, and sleeping, snuggles
The first things people usually notice about me
That i'm shy, but I warm up pretty fast.
My glasses
crazy amazon hair
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Giver, Freak the Mighty, Hunger Games, Anything by Roald Dahl, How to become a super villain, Ready Player 1, Sideways Stories From Wayside School, Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle, Captain UnderPants, Shel Silverstein poems, AnyPearls before Swine comic in exsistance, The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales

Movies: A night at the roxbury, Rock-A-Doodle, Rocky Horror Picture show, Fern Gully, Repo The Genetic Opera, Hairspray, So I married an axe murderer, a little princess, a secret garden,Milo and Otis,Across the Universe, Juno, August Rush, scott pilgrim, les miserables, Angels in the Outfield, Lion King, Emporers new groove, All of the Mel Brooks movies, Pretty in Pink

Shows: The Twilight Zone, Heroes, Breaking Bad, Scrubs, 90's nickshows like Pete and Pete, Goosebumps, Cartoons like Captain Planet, and Adventure Time, Arrested Development

Food: Tacos, Spaghetti, Sushi, Ice Cream, Nachos, Greek Salad, pickles

Music : Indie Rock, Alt Rock, Electonic pop, 80s, synth pop 90's trance/dance

Podcasts: Night Vale , The Adventures of Danny and Mike

Artist: Keith Haring , Stephen Hillenburg, Pendleton Ward, Jhonen Vasquez, marina abramovic

Poet: Shel Silverstein, Pablo Neruda, Sierra Mulder
The six things I could never do without
music, internet, a nice human to use as a pillow, love, friends, tea and back scratches
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Stupid things like parrell universes, glitches in the matrix, ghost stories, paranormal, 3,4,5th dimensions ect, dreams ect.

How sad it is that a T-Rex can't hug anyone because they have such a big head and tiny arms,

How someone came up with the fact the the blood in an erection can save three gerbils lives
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably hanging out with friends. If not then staying in and enjoying staying up late and internetting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can write backwards.
I also don't grow armpit hair.
I love back scratches
I like butts. (_(_| <3
My favorite dinosaur is a dilophosaurus

If you look like danny tamberelli or ARE Danny Tamberelli, Im going to date the heck out of you
You should message me if
you are weirdly attracted to bigger girls with an off sense of humor who will probably like cuddling way too much and poking you in the nose when you're being silly.

You like to sing and/or be willing to sing to me

You have a kind heart

Will call me sometimes if we happen to get together.
Texting me : 60% interest
Actually calling me on the phone: 47492754839% interest

You genuinely care about others

If your idea of romance is going to Roswell new Mexico to take cute couple pictures with fake aliens

You are submissive looking for a domme (R.A.C.K and S.C.C)

You like wearing silly hats and or clothes

You don't mind leaving my kiss marks on your face in public

I am looking for substance. Someone I can talk to and communicate well with. Short messages will not grab attention. Messages about wanting sex right iff will not grab my attention. And I will NOT go on rando dates if I am not comfortable with you.

If you were yogurt would you be fruit at the bottom or stirred?