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My self-summary
Tolkien proposed to his wife by mail, after not communicating with her for five years, and she was engaged to someone else. Take a chance.

I really just need someone that can check me for ticks. I pretty much have the rest handled.

I live on the RI/MA border, work in Easton, MA. I've been in New England for about 18 years, I think. I'm always looking for new places to be outside, I love hiking or even just walking. I once walked about 30 miles along the path on the Thames. I like rivers. I'm also a fan of museums and historic places.

I kind of play the guitar. If you can help with that, that would be cool.

I make lots of things in crockpots. Including cakes. I also grill nearly every sandwich.

My nightstand is a refrigerator filled with diet soda.

I am not left-handed.

Ok, back to work. This candy ain't gonna crush itself.
What I’m doing with my life
I have a degree in Library Science (Yes, that's a thing) and I work as an archivist.
I’m really good at
Making recommendations.

Cooking everything.

Eating spicy food.

Knitting quadrilaterals.

Fixing things.

Ridiculous conversations.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman, Roger Zelazny... I don't know, lots of books.

Moonrise Kingdom, 12 Monkeys, Boondock Saints, Shawshank Redemption, Joe Dirt, Wizard of Oz... Many others.

Lots of British stuff on Netflix. Detectorists. Flaked. No Tomorrow. Catastrophe. All time favorite show was Chuck. Also, Scrubs and NewsRadio were fantastic. I think that I finished Rectify, or I got to the end of what Netflix has. And now I have finished Rake. Wait, there's a season four. I'm waiting on the next season of Turn.

I listen to a lot of classic rock and 80s stuff, not really a fan of most things on the radio... I like bands that are called "The (something). Ex. The Lumineers. The Smiths. I don't like music by people with one name, usually, or unorthodox spelling. Exceptions to this are possible, like Prince. Or Alt-J. If that's a person. Johnny Flynn. Right now I'm listening to Frightened Rabbit and not a lot else. Tragically Hip when I mow the lawn.

I like any type of Asian food. Tacos. Sushi. I can usually find something on every menu, but I am a little picky about some things, like celery. Walnuts also suck. And pecans. Green peppers are horrible too, you can wait for them to turn red, can't you?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Moving to Cleveland
On a typical Friday night I am
Apparently watching Superbad, for the 4008th time. Actually, I have switched to Elizabethtown without realizing it.
You should message me if
Let's not lie to each other already. You aren't sending a message.
The two of us