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My self-summary
Apparently, I'm back here. Again. To say I'm happy about that would be disingenuous. Whatever.

I live on the RI/MA border, work in Easton, MA. I've been in New England for about 15 years, I think. I'm always looking for new places to be outside, I love hiking or even just walking. I once walked about 30 miles along the path on the Thames. I like rivers. I'm also a fan of museums and historic places.

I'm not here looking for friends. I have plenty. This is a dating site. If that isn't what you want, don't contact me. I want to meet someone who is as excited about spending time with me as I am with them.

I hate having to guess what people are thinking. Just spit it out, I have a few talents, mind reading isn't one of them.

I bought a guitar last weekend. I don't know how to play it. But I will. If you can help with that, that would be cool. Update: I now own four guitars. I still need help learning to play but I'm getting better!

Ok, back to work. This candy ain't gonna crush itself.
What I’m doing with my life
I have a degree in Library Science (Yes, that's a thing) and I work as an archivist.
I’m really good at
Using up all the locals in "Locals." They never have any for me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman, Roger Zelazny... I don't know, lots of books.

I just saw Moonrise Kingdom and really liked it. 12 Monkeys, Boondock Saints, Shawshank Redemption, Joe Dirt, Wizard of Oz... Many others.

Big Bang Theory is probably my current favorite, historically Scrubs and NewsRadio... Revolution is pretty good too.

I listen to a lot of classic rock and 80s stuff, not really a fan of most things on the radio... I like bands that are called "The (something). Ex. The Lumineers. The Smiths. I don't like music by people with one name, usually, or unorthodox spelling. Exceptions to this are possible, like Prince. Or Alt-J. If that's a person.

I like any type of Asian food. I can usually find something on every menu, but I am a little picky about some things, like celery. Walnuts also suck. And pecans. Green peppers are horrible too, you can wait for them to turn red, can't you?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I'm looking for people near me, why do I have people from NY and NJ and PA on my activity list? Have I hidden that many local people?

The whole "no pic, but I'll send later" deal. Great. I don't want to be superficial, but it matters. How do you pull the plug once you're in that situation? "I like YOU, I just don't like how you look..." That can't make someone feel good. Be upfront. Have photos. I do. Don't like them? Don't send a message then! Simplifies everything.

Oh, and "available?" For what? Please explain. I'm not saying I'm out, I just want more info.

Lately I think that this is a total waste of time. I see the same faces day after day here. Everyone seems so apathetic. Why do people bother when they don't care?
On a typical Friday night I am
Apparently watching Superbad, for the 4008th time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My profile is boring because I didn't get the results I wanted from my interesting profile. You can blame the other members of your gender for this, they should stop sending me messages to meet up and screw!

I keep adding to this. I hope it doesn't get interesting again.

I was watching the meteor shower a couple weekends ago and was hoping one would fall nearby and give me superpowers. With my luck it would be the ability to read turtles' thoughts or something equally use(ful/less).

Sometimes I look at profiles more than once. Congratulations, you're still good looking. Don't read too much into it. But you could send me a message. That would be ok. Since you're good looking.

I don't want to be here. At all.
You should message me if
You like the pictures. I don't think anyone can really learn anything about anybody from the words we write here. So just say hi and we can take it from there. Seriously, I can even write this for you. Get ready to copy and paste:

Hi David, I think that you're easily the best looking gentleman on this lame-ass site. Would you like to go out for a delicious pastry or perhaps an exotic meal with foods that you can't pronounce? And soon, because time will only ravage our once attractive features?

It's that simple. Or write your own. You should be able to handle it.

If you're normal or can at least fake it well, that helps. Really.
The two of us