I'm not here looking for friends. I have plenty. This is a dating site. If that isn't what you want, don't contact me. I want to meet someone who is as excited about spending time with me as I am with them.
I hate having to guess what people are thinking. Just spit it out, I have a few talents, mind reading isn't one of them.
I bought a guitar last weekend. I don't know how to play it. But I will. If you can help with that, that would be cool. Update: I now own four guitars. I still need help learning to play but I'm getting better!
Ok, back to work. This candy ain't gonna crush itself.
I just saw Moonrise Kingdom and really liked it. 12 Monkeys, Boondock Saints, Shawshank Redemption, Joe Dirt, Wizard of Oz... Many others.
Big Bang Theory is probably my current favorite, historically Scrubs and NewsRadio... Revolution is pretty good too.
I listen to a lot of classic rock and 80s stuff, not really a fan of most things on the radio... I like bands that are called "The (something). Ex. The Lumineers. The Smiths. I don't like music by people with one name, usually, or unorthodox spelling. Exceptions to this are possible, like Prince. Or Alt-J. If that's a person.
I like any type of Asian food. I can usually find something on every menu, but I am a little picky about some things, like celery. Walnuts also suck. And pecans. Green peppers are horrible too, you can wait for them to turn red, can't you?
The whole "no pic, but I'll send later" deal. Great. I don't want to be superficial, but it matters. How do you pull the plug once you're in that situation? "I like YOU, I just don't like how you look..." That can't make someone feel good. Be upfront. Have photos. I do. Don't like them? Don't send a message then! Simplifies everything.
Oh, and "available?" For what? Please explain. I'm not saying I'm out, I just want more info.
Lately I think that this is a total waste of time. I see the same faces day after day here. Everyone seems so apathetic. Why do people bother when they don't care?
I keep adding to this. I hope it doesn't get interesting again.
I was watching the meteor shower a couple weekends ago and was hoping one would fall nearby and give me superpowers. With my luck it would be the ability to read turtles' thoughts or something equally use(ful/less).
Sometimes I look at profiles more than once. Congratulations, you're still good looking. Don't read too much into it. But you could send me a message. That would be ok. Since you're good looking.
I don't want to be here. At all.
Hi David, I think that you're easily the best looking gentleman on this lame-ass site. Would you like to go out for a delicious pastry or perhaps an exotic meal with foods that you can't pronounce? And soon, because time will only ravage our once attractive features?
It's that simple. Or write your own. You should be able to handle it.
If you're normal or can at least fake it well, that helps. Really.