KingVolcano
32 Johnson City, United States
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My self-summary
"If you can keep your wits about you while all others are losing theirs, and blaming you. The world will be yours and everything in it, what's more, you'll be a man, my son. "- Rudyard Kipling.

I am amazing. There is more to it than that but that covers it.
I'm a gamer/goon and I'll break your face at some XBox. I'm addicted to Maruchan instant lunch noodle cups and fruit punch.
I read entirely too much. The loves of my life include but are not limited to: dinosaurs, robots, especially robot dinosaurs, Blind Samurai, pin-up art, space ships, tanks, interesting hats, steampunk, machines, wolves, lions, large cats, armor, Conan of Cimmeria, Quantum Physics, time travel, and sacrilege.

Star Wars and Star Trek made me what I am today. I don't watch nearly as much anime as I did when I was younger and I think I'm better off because of it. Two groups of people exist that I'm prejudiced against: Hippies and Emos, and hardcore kids, and teenage straightedge, and otaku, and anyone who idolizes Jhonen Vasquez.
Firefly rules my face as does Farscape. I ♥ canceled shows. Costuming is something I enjoy but I don't do it nearly enough.

Finally, I attribute any typographical errors in this to the bandaid on my index finger.

Good day!
I believe I said "Good Day." Sir! ..
What I’m doing with my life
I LIVE! I DIE! I LIVE AGAIN!
I’m really good at
Living. I haven't died. Not even once.

Huh, my new what I'm doing with my life seems to contradict this.
The first things people usually notice about me
That my hands are registered as lethal weapons. At least the hooks where my hands used to be are registered as lethal weapons.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The big big breakdown.
Film: Noir, old science fiction, cheesy horror, French films, art house, grind house, exploitation, and I'm a sucker for a giant monster movie. Maybe a little Anime on the side.

Books 'n' thangs: Again with the crime noir, and the science fiction, and the horror! I love the works of Victor Gischler and Orson Scott Card. The Ender and Bean sagas are some of the greatest books I've ever read. Conan has been an inspiration to me since I was a wee lad. I really think my love adventure grew from a childhood reading Robert E. Howard and Rudyard Kipling.

Television: I primarily watch History, Discovery, The Learning Channel. Adult Swim has been a favorite for a bit and I do love some King Of The Hill. I love love love Kamen Rider and similar Tokusotsu series.

Music; Bloody hell. I love swing, big band, jazz, blues, folk, synth, dubstep, techno, trip hop, witch house, drag, viking metal, new wave, death rock, punk, grind, horror punk, darkwave, coldwave, ethereal, gypsy, jungle, reggae, deejay, dancehall, shoegaze, chamber, classical, baroque, opera, funk, futurepop, and industrial.
The six things I could never do without
Tomatoes, books, the internet, my superpowers, disguises, and robot butlers.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future. The past. I have ADHD so there isn't much that I don't think about. Astrophysics and our place in the vastness of the universe is never far from my thoughts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Stuck at work. Afterwards though I'm at a bar downtown surrounded by friends and making the party memorable. Or at home painting something.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'LL SWASHBUCKLE ANY LAND LUBBER ME SEES, YE SCURVY DOGS!

Wait. That was the most pirate thing I was willing to admit.
You should message me if
You know that the owls are not what they seem.
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