36Huntington Beach, United States
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My self-summary
I think Ok Cupid was the hopeless place Rihanna was talking about. Looking for my Tammy to my Ron Swanson.
What I’m doing with my life
Staying busy. Being a single parent is hard, or so they say. I don't know, I don't have any kids ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Currently I'm traveling all over California working in industrial engineering for a large evil corporation. When I'm not working, I also play guitar in an awesome band. Before you roll your eyes, I don't plan on "making it." It's purely a hobby. I rock out because I suck at golf, and it's cheaper than therapy. I also have been known to do the occasional stand up comedy at a local open mic night. It's part of my "get rich slow plan" and so far it's working. 👍

What else do I do? I also freelance graphic/web design, surf/snowboard, watch hockey (Go Kings!), and being awesome. I like to watch what I eat, and go to the gym as often as I can, because I work real hard to look...ummm...this average.
I’m really good at
-Playing guitar in bands
-Trash talking
-Pointing out the obvious
-Putting together IKEA Furniture
-Talking to people and telling jokes
-Having fun
The first things people usually notice about me
My wide, child bearing hips.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
📖 Anything non-fiction. I tend to gravitate towards biographies. As far as fiction goes, I like them too. I really like them when they make them into movies, because I won't have to read that shit. Ain't nobody got time for that.

🎬 Too many to list. Anything hilarious or anything with a lot of people dying in it. And Forest Gump.

📺 The Walking Dead, The Big Bang Theory, Gotham, Parks and Recreation, and re-runs of Full House and the Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

📀 Anything from Slayer to country. I love 80s hair metal. I think I was born in the wrong decade.

🍔 Pretty much whatever. I'll eat anything, but Mexican and Japanese food seem to be my staples. I'm doing/trying the Paleo diet, but personally I think it's racist towards Asians. No rice and no noodles? C'mon, really? That's fucked up.
Six things I could never do without
My dog, live music, Kings Hockey, comedy, art, and coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-Mysteries of the universe like where does that other sock go in the dryer?
-My career
-How I can be more like Ron Swanson from Parks and Rec
On a typical Friday night I am
At home, staring at the wall. Nah, just kidding. Probably recovering from a long work week, unless I have a show. Not much of a bar guy these days. Too much boozing only leads to only bad things like hangovers, eating Del Taco and karaoke.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
*I used to play guitar in a Bon Jovi tribute band. True story
*I went to art school
*I once had a threesome. Two of them were no shows.
*I was on the Maury Povich Show. I was not the father
You should message me if
-Don't message me if you only say "Hey", or if you have a pic of yourself in a bikini in front of a mirror, or if you are looking for just a hookup or.....wait a second, I forgot, I'm a dude. I don't give a shit 😜 Haha

-If you feel like it. I don't pay for this site so I have no idea if you hit the "like" button 😕

-if you live somewhat local, that'd be great..m'kay? (Bill Lumburgh voice 👔)
The two of us