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My self-summary
We'll here I am! On the World Wide Web looking to meet people!

First off my name is Chris and I was born on Columbus day, but my mom assures my this is just a coincidence. Most people would describe me a nice guy that's quick to crack a crude joke or a sarcastic one-liner.

I rarely take myself seriously, I laugh a lot, and I am generally just a goofy person.

I like the outdoors (especially the beach), road trips, and being around good friends. I really try to keep myself busy and always to try new things.
What I’m doing with my life
I'd like to think I have my life together for the most part. I don't live in my parents basement, I have a car, I have a good job that keeps me always learning.

Grew up in eastern Mass and after college and took a job here in CT. I do engineering type work so I won't bore you with the details (unless you really want to know details, I have no problem sending you equations and whatnot). It's a good job that allows me to live comfortably and do the things I enjoy in life!

Being from the Boston area, I'm a big Boston sports fan although I've been known to associate with a few Yankees fans (don't tell anyone I grew up with about that).

Things I do:
-Going to be beach is probably one of my all time favorite things to do. We've had a beach house in the family since I was young and I was lucky enough to spend a lot of time there. It's my happy place. Oh, and a fun fact! The beach I go to had a shark attack this year!! Doesn't this place sound delightful?

-Scuba Diving. I'm well versed in all topics related to buoyancy and staying alive underwater.

-Snowboarding. I do my best to remain vertical throughout the process.

-Guitar. Hopefully you think fingertip calluses are extremely sexy. What? This is the first time you've read the word "calluses" in someone's profile?
Things I'm not particularly a fan of:

Drama. Not a fan. All the drama in my life comes courtesy of the Screen Actors Guild.

Seafood. Don't judge me because I'm not into sushi!!

There's more things I'l get around to putting here.
I’m really good at
Sarcasm. I make a lot of stupid dumb witty comments, but people laugh. Hopefully at the comments and not at me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I've never asked someone this question. That would just be weird.

I have pictures so you should be able to answer this on your own!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Shows: Homeland, Game of Thrones, Always Sunny, Workaholics, Justified, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Californication, House of Cards

Books: Been reading lots of nonfiction lately. Real life is always much more interesting. Nerd books mostly.

Movies: I don't watch them that often. Usually only if Im with someone else. I always get distracted!

Food/Drink: I really enjoy craft beer. I try to go to a couple tasting events every year.
Six things I could never do without
The Beach

I find it amusing that some people answer this in a literal way by saying food, air, water, etc. I think you're missing missing the point.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What to make for dinner.

Who makes up some of the ridiculous questions on this site.
On a typical Friday night I am
Every Friday is unique but likely it's one or a combination of the following:
-Happy hour with friends/co-workers
-Having people over or a night on the town
-Endlessly trying to catch up on my DVR
-Traveling to my weekend destination
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I accidentally wore my slippers out to a bar on more than one occasion.

That I'm actually on is site.
You should message me if
You have any questions/comments/insults. You want to talk or say hi. You want me to assure you that I have not and will not do any serial killing.
The two of us