30Indianapolis, United States
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My self-summary
My name is Kirby and I am 30 years old. I spent 8 years in the ARMY as an ARMY RANGER and served in Iraq. I got out of the military in April 2012 (so now I finally have time for you beautiful ladies) and finally obtained my Bachelors degree in international business in between the 1's and 2's (DJ'ing). I was previously an executive protection Agent, but recently got into a new, similar line of work, but work for the government now... If you're interested just ask. But think of the movie "Taken".... So if you're sleeping next to me, you're probably in one of the safest spots in the world ;-)

I also just attained a Professional Eugoogoolizer degree at the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can’t Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too. I love to DJ and do it on the weekends. I am fun, outgoing, witty, have 100% feedback rating on eBay, and am funny. If you wonder why I'm so funny, it's because I used to be fat... Okay, that last one is a lie.

I have a big and kind heart; sometimes to a fault. I am a very honest, caring, and compassionate person, but I am still very confident. Let me make a distinction: I am confident, NOT **** as there is a huge difference... They edited the word c o c k y there... But okay, maybe I'm a liitttle****; but not in an obnoxious way. I'm just comfortable with myself.

I still believe in chivalry and treating my significant other like a "princess" but I won't, and never have, tolerated being "walked on". That being said, I stand my ground and will not be taken advantage of... So just a warning: don't mistake my kindness as weakness.

I am a "man's man" in that I love the outdoors, going to the shooting range, and getting a little dirty. However, I also take great care of myself, enjoy "cleaning up", and love to dress well haha.

My family is very important to me and I love them to death.

I love exercise and fitness, and try to keep myself in great shape. I try to typically spend at least 4-5 days a week in the gym. I feel that physical fitness helps to not only make you look better in a bathing suit, but keeps you proactive and healthy in other areas of your life as well... Don't worry though, I still prefer a nice, big, steak to a salad! ;-)

I don't drink (barely) but really don't care if you do, as long as you aren't a slop tart about it...!

I'm not very experienced with online dating but I'm getting better. This seems to be the best alternative to going out to the bars. I'm not looking for a one night stand so I am on here hoping to find a girl with similar morals and values as mine. I am also looking for a girl with strong character... I'm not shallow, but physical attraction is also very important to me.

***Please don't waste my time (or yours) if you don't have more to say than "hey" or other short, generic, dead end questions, comments, or greetings if you decide to message me... Forewarning; I won't respond!

And threesomes? No thanks…If I wanted to disappoint two people in the same room, I’d have dinner with my parents.

I LOVE pretty women with awesome personalities so if you think you can keep up, please don't be shy and send me a message! We wouldn't want our beautiful children missing out on a chance on life because you didn't click "send"! ????
What I’m doing with my life
I’m really good at
DJ'ing, meeting new people, i am very easy to talk to, and making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
My sense of humor and my communication "skills".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
"To Kill Bin Laden", "Angela's Ashes", and The Bible.
Six things I could never do without
-Sports drinks
-My Family

(Not necessarily in that order)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My future
On a typical Friday night I am
DJ'ing somewhere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That's a tough one... ummm, I still have the Teddy bear that my parents gave me on the day that I was born.
You should message me if
You're interested and have more to say than "hey" or other short, generic, dead end questions, comments, or greetings...
The two of us