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My self-summary
Media girl in the mad mad world of political journalism. Yes, I probably know more than you about global politics, but you probably know more than me about plenty of other things, so don't get defensive.

Devout Classicist. Yes, I really can read Latin and Ancient Greek. No, I can't "speak" either, not unless you're an ancient Roman or Athenian. (Don't pretend you are, it's been done too many times before, seriously.)

In a loving and committed open relationship and looking for other people to have fun with. There is exactly zero chance of me dropping the current love of my life to run away with you. Sorry. Do you have other partners too? Awesome! If not, also awesome, just don't expect a lasting monogamous relationship with me. I believe in being compassionate and respectful to everyone I'm involved with. Consent is paramount and brutal honesty is crucial. I don't screw people around, and I have no tolerance for anyone who attempts to bullshit me. Treat me with respect, and I will rock your world. If I feel like it.

No, I don't have any public photos which show my face. Well observed. Want one? Earn my trust first. Bonus points if you can tell where I am in my profile picture.

Want a reply? Be interesting. I don't do smalltalk, life is too short. I love talking about sex, sexual fantasies, politics, ethics, and other topics deemed too risqué for polite conversation. Sound good to you? Intrigue me.

Finally, do you joke about how crazy feminists are? Do you think bisexual women exist for your personal pleasure? Do intelligent women intimidate you? If you answered yes to any of the above, do us both a favour and don't message. If not, get in touch. I don't bite... much.
What I’m doing with my life
Journalist, theatre obsessive, and world traveller extraordinaire. Next stop: Canada.
I’m really good at
Analysing obscure Latin poetry, and making other people interested in it (seriously). Asking questions that will shock you, but in a good way. Winning arguments about politics. Making coffee.
The first things people usually notice about me
Either the knee-high boots, or the brutal honesty. Probably the latter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
American Gods, Inside Out, The West Wing, Amanda Palmer, sushi.
Six things I could never do without
Coffee, eyeliner, my laptop, my boots, my insanely warm double duvet, and a really good book.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I'm feeling intellectual, then the subtleties of Ovid, or the emotional impact of Greek tragedy. If I'm not, probably kittens.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably in the theatre / curled up with my loving partner / writing an article on how Trump will blow up the world. But I could be with you instead. Just ask.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If you want to know, ask. I'll answer almost anything entirely honestly.
You should message me if
Like I said, if you want to know, ask.
The two of us