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My self-summary
Hi, ladies! I am a Connecticut native who just moved to BVT, and I am constantly aware of the Stepford-y stigma we CTers bring to the party.

I'm looking for someone smart, funny and adventurous who's down to spar, banter, riff, and chill with me. Let me know if you fit the bill!
What I’m doing with my life
Manage the tasting room for WhistlePig
I’m really good at
Making people laugh. I grew up with all sisters, so having a good sense of humor was a wonderful way to deflect all that beautiful craziness. I definitely value an off-beat sense of humor in a woman. If you can make me laugh, smile, chuckle or grin, you have my undivided attention... until I see something shiny move past my field of vision.
The first things people usually notice about me
The conjoined twin living on my shoulder. Her name is Kate Upton. Yes, that Kate Upton. They cut me out with CGI in all of the photo shoots. That famous shoot we did wasn't really in a zero gravity simulator, it was in a warehouse in Trenton. Me + Photoshop = Kate Upton floating in space.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
There are so many to name that I really think this would be better discussed over drinks. Hints: I love history (books), Great TV, big budget offbeat movies, Classic rock+U2 baselines. The only foods I forgo are Mushrooms and Sushi.
Six things I could never do without
My crazy, brilliant family.
Great beer & wine (such a snob)
Great TV: All the Hollywood creatives are moving towards television. They must be getting tired of sequels.
Riffing and banter, where chemistry meets the verbose, and we create magic, you and I.
Bonfires, Skiing, Fly Fishing, Billiards, Cliff Jumping, and midnight cruises on starry nights... AKA the Adirondacks.
Food/Clothing/Shelter... Meh, not that attached to clothes. Especially in the Adirondacks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why its socially unacceptable to burst into song in public. Sometimes a dude's just gotta sing a little. No judgement.
On a typical Friday night I am
At bars, Jazz clubs, rooftop parties, movie theaters, my couch and netflix, small venue concerts, and beer gardens. I aim to misbehave.
During the summer I spend a lot of weekends in the Adirondacks hanging out with my family... the access to amazing fishing and water skiing doesn't hurt either.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Brainy is the new Sexy.
You should message me if
If you're smart, funny and have an idea for something awesome we can do in the city. I'm looking for a partner in crime. Literally. Bank jobs are my favorite!!

Those who paint on their eyebrows or don't eat on dates, need not apply. If you can look me in the eye while taking a huge, sexy bite from a cheeseburger, I will be immediately smitten.
The two of us