KoalaGuard
32Chicago, United States
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My self-summary
“Fun-loving girl. Responsible sometimes. Likes to laugh. Lives to love. Seeks size six for city living and general galavanting. No dull moments or dull men tolerated. Or something like that.”

Or something like that.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently finishing my last semester of undergrad - it took a while for me to start; ask me about it! - and I'll be married by the end of 2017. Then - fingers crossed - I'll start on a PhD in 2018. Hopefully here, maybe elsewhere. I'll also hopefully have a field-related job in between. Maybe you know someone looking for statistics majors?
I’m really good at
Wearing things out. Clothes. Electronics. Relationships. I have a belt that's at least a decade old. My TV is five years old and we have no plans to replace it. I've had the same two best friends for something like 25 years.

Following directions. I follows recipes. I read instructions before assembling things. I listen in bed.
The first things people usually notice about me
Depends on if I'm in a large group of unfamiliar people or in a more intimate setting. I'm an aloof curmudgeon in one scenario and a fairly charming conversationalist in the other. I'll let you find out which is which.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Updated December 28:

I'm currently reading Joseph Heller's Something Happened. It's kind of a slog with intermittent moments of brilliance. Not as good as Catch-22 or Good as Gold.

I like to listen to albums over and over until I'm sick of them. Current: Run the Jewels 3. Former: Dolly Parton, Linda Ronstadt, Emmylou Harris - "Trio".

I really enjoyed Rogue One, despite hating The Force Awakens.
Six things I could never do without
Hoodies
Anxiety/anxiety treatment
Summer baseball games
Mathematics
Corrective lenses
Dan Savage's advice

I'll have a hard time without President Obama.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Free will.

Space exploration.

How in the hell did that brat Erin Robertson win this past season of Project Runway?
On a typical Friday night I am
Training Brazilian jiu-jitsu, showering, and smoking weed.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm an absolute dunce at acting on mutually aggressive eye-flirting with strangers. Please help.
You should message me if
I've got a lot on my plate through May 2017, so I'm primarily looking for casual relationships for the time being. I'm always open to relationships developing into something more, but yeah. I can't guarantee we'll hang out once a week or anything like that.

Message me if any of the following apply:

-GGG
-Smokes weed
-Dark sense of humor
-Good butt
-Doesnt take any shit
-Book reader
-Skeptic
-Lover of science
-Into fitness
-Wears (fake) leather jacket
-Sprichst Deutsch
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The two of us
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Sex
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Lifestyle
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Ethics
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Dating
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Other
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Religion