KoalaGuard
32Chicago, United States
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My self-summary
“Fun-loving girl. Responsible sometimes. Likes to laugh. Lives to love. Seeks size six for city living and general galavanting. No dull moments or dull men tolerated. Or something like that.”

Or something like that.
What I’m doing with my life
Being a recent college graduate at 32. Researching PhD programs for fall 2018. Training a lot of jiu-jitsu. Begrudgingly looking for big boy jobs.

Oh, and my partner and I are planning our November wedding.
I’m really good at
This question makes my Midwestern brain go haywire.

I follow directions well, so I can cook tasty food and put things together and do whatever you tell me to do.

I enjoy figuring out how to split a check.
The first things people usually notice about me
People always think I'm younger than I am, but I'm not sure how long that will last given my receding hairline and thinning hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Updated May 25:

Reading Steven Pinker's "The Blank Slate."

Last movie I saw in theaters: Guardians of the Galaxy 2. Very fun! Last movie I watched at home: Der junge Törless. Very good!

Podcast rotation: The Monday Morning Podcast, The Savage Lovecast, Waking Up, History Matters.
Six things I could never do without
A hoody
Escitalopram
Summer baseball
Mathematics
Corrective lenses
Dan Savage's advice
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why certain segments of the left give one major religion passes on things they don't (and shouldn't!) give to another major religion.

Why the right further entrenches itself in backwardness, what makes that successful, and how long it will last.

How to bridge political and cultural gaps.

Why people don't remove nail polish after it's started chipping. Or, why people wear nail polish.
On a typical Friday night I am
Training Brazilian jiu-jitsu, and then something else.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm an absolute dunce at acting on mutually aggressive eye-flirting with strangers. Please help.
You should message me if
Hah! We all know the patriarchy prevents you from messaging first!

You enjoy sex and/or exploring your sexuality and prefer doing either or both of those things with someone you also enjoy spending time with.

It would be cool if you are a lapsed/recovering/aging punk kid who will bring me to shows.
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