35 King of Prussia, United States
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My self-summary
They call me the Mako.. because I make my own mayo. I think Enya and Yanni would have made a great couple, it would make me happy just to know they at least made out a little and exchanged hair care advice.

If you say you cannot live without cats, the next sentence should read, because otherwise I would have nothing to feed my alligator. No that is not cruel, cats are just small cows that make me sneeze.

For things to not go according to plan, one has to first have a plan. I am a planner, I like to have things not go according to plan a lot.

We all have our earthly pursuits, and if you really think about it, no one job, hobby, sport, or lack thereof is more meaningful than another. I think it is important to understand this though not necessarily accept it.

To that end I don't know anything about sports, prefer to cook at home, beer just tastes like fermented grain to me, and I don't like the idea of keeping animals as pets.

Who flagged my kalamata olive photo as inappropriate? I want to hear from you.

I am a complete dork, and not the rich kind, just the kind that works a lot and starts fires in the kitchen. I don't have dry erase boards with mathematical equations written on them in my kitchen.. they would never survive the fires.

Friendly debates are a plus or at least discussions that end up with a pie in someone's face. Preferably pumpkin and preferably mine.
I’m really good at
Eating, I started very young.
The first things people usually notice about me
People don't, I am remarkably unremarkable.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I will try anything unless it is incredibly sweet, greasy or endangered, though I suppose endangered is a bit of a fuzzy line. A fuzzy adorable and delicious line.

Aside from that, music tends to stay in the background of my life, which isn't to say I don't crave some excellent theme songs, but unless you have never heard of Salt n Pepa I probably wont be introducing you to anything new.
The six things I could never do without
Hmmn I am starting to think I can do without everything, which makes me a perfect candidate for a mission to Mars. Are you getting this single NASA Mission planner lady, yes don't be shy we all know you have no time for dating.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Who thought putting sugar in yogurt was a good idea?
What is Pitbull doing right now?
Why is there bacon in this?
Where does the person who thought putting sugar in yogurt was a good idea, live?
When did trailers start being called tiny houses?
How to build a better behive?
On a typical Friday night I am
Yes! What are you?
You should message me if
At the moment I am hoping to meet someone to backpack, climb, and mountaineer with this summer. Though I am hoping for something serious sooner than later.