Garvok42
30 Union City, United States
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My self-summary
Geekiness : I am a geek, and most of my interests run that way. Sci Fi, Fantasy and the like are my bread and butter, and I need someone of a similar leaning. All of my friends are Geeks, and any romantic relationship I would want to be a part of needs a foundation of friendship.

Comfortable Beauty: I find a woman most beautiful when she’s wearing the cloths she wears when hanging out with friends. Honestly, my idea of a ‘sexy outfit’ is a pair of jeans, a t-shirt/tank top (bonus points for one with a geeky reference), and flip flops. I realize that women sometimes feel the need to go all out with a fancy, uncomfortable dress, murder heals and an abundance of make-up, and that’s fine, so long as you’re doing it for you and not me, because I’d honestly rather you just be happy and comfortable.

The Ability to Kill Spiders: I have a pretty deep seeded arachnophobia. I don’t go screaming in terror of arachnids, I have control of my fear, and if there’s a spider in my room I will murder it with great prejudice (the normal ‘male’ response to fear.) Still, a woman who doesn’t mind (or likes) killing spiders is a definite plus.

Straightforwardness: There is a stereotype about men being thick when it comes to women hinting at things, I am the reason for this stereotype. In case you ever wondered, being Demisexual and Reciprosexual when you can't tell if a woman is interested.

Turn Offs:

Red Nail Polish/Lipstick: I don’t really have a well reasoned explanation for this one. I know red is supposed to be the sexy color in our society, but I’ve always found it unattractive as lipstick, and even more so with nail polish.
What I’m doing with my life
Working warehouse, while training for my dream job. Trying my best to have a little fun in between.
I’m really good at
Finding the humor in a situation. This is usually a good thing, but sometimes my brain likes to find the humor in situations it knows damn well are supposed to be solemn and serious and I have to use all my self control to not let it show on my face.

Judging the individual. This isn't to say I'm super judgemental or anything, I just try not to judge groups of people based on the actions of a person who belongs to that group. Be it skin color, religion, sexual orientation or political leanings. All these groups have their decent people, and their arseholes, and writting off an entire denomination of humanity because you met (or even worse heard about second hand) one of the arseholes seems supremely stupid to me.

Keeping calm/ Keeping an open mind. I think these two things go hand in hand as most people seem to lose their shit when confronted with something that goes against their world view. I thus try to keep my concept of reality pretty fluid.

Foot rubs.
The first things people usually notice about me
No idea.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:

Iron Druid Chronicles
Ender and Bean series
Speaker For the Dead
Harry Potter Series
Dresden Files Series
Count of Monte Cristo
The Hobbit
Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Animal Farm
Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Series
John Dies at the End.
The Kingkiller Chronicles
Ready Player One
The Foundation Trilogy

Movies:
Star Wars
Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Tropic Thunder
Hot Fuzz
Shawn of the Dead
Cabin in the Woods
Star Trek 2009
The Mummy 1999
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Blazing Saddles

TV Shows:

Anything Marvel puts on Netflix
How I Met Your Mother
The Walking Dead
Community
Sherlock
Doctor Who
Sea Lab 2021
The Venture Brothers
Firefly
Robot Chicken

Music:
I don't really have favorites when it comes to musical artists. I've yet to find the artist who's every song I liked, and I like songs across most genres.
Artists I'm listening to right now: Dan Bull, The Heavy, MC Frontalot, Devil Driver, Amon Amarth, Deathklok, Cage The Elephant, Imagine Dragons, Rhapsody of Fire (or 'Saruman Metal' as I like to call it when Christopher Lee makes a cameo) Music from several anime series, Pentakill (LOL Metal!). Two Steps From Hell, Immediate Music. Really any music that would make an action sequence even more bad ass is probably the crux of my musical tastes.

Food:
Mexican
Chinese
Sushi
Indian
Ribs
Pizza
A Good Salad
Anything that can pull off being delicious and nutritious at the same time.

Anime:
Fairy Tail
Bleach
Trigun
Cowboy Bebop
Attack on Titan

Web Comics/Series:
Penny Arcade
PvP Online
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic
Gunnerkrigg Court
Dr. McNinja
DM of the Rings
Darths and Droids
Goblins Comic
Troopers
Dragon Ball Z Abridged – Teamfourstar
Tabletop – Wil Wheaton

Video Games:
Anything Bioware
Fallout
Warhammer 40k games (All the fun of the universe while spending far less money!)
Chrono Trigger (Best SNES game bar none)
Many Blizzard Games
Anything Star Wars
The six things I could never do without
My Imagination – Life would be way too boring.

Food, Shelter, Air, and the other essential things that don't tell you anything about me other than the fact I think survival is nifty.

Friends - I'm here looking for someone to be chief among them.

Filtered Water – I am kind of a water snob. You go so long with only filtered water and you can’t help but taste all the crap in tap water.

The Internet – Because the very minute I lose access to it I get a question in my head that will bug the hell out of me until I can look it up online.

A pencil and paper – For drawing/writing down all the random things my Imagination comes up with.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The custom world setting for D&D I've been working on.

Work

What in my current surroundings I could use as a weapon in case of zombie attack.

Going over the reasons for and defenses of my moral beliefs.

What I would do with magic powers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sadly these days most likely working. I'm off Sundays and Tuesdays at the moment.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
1. If I find a new song I like I can (and will) listen to it on repeat for hours. If it's an instrumental or orchestrial piece this can last days. I realize not everyone shares this insanity and try to stick to headphones when I do this to avoid annoying others.

2. I lean towards the sub side of that particular spectrum. However, that doesn't include pain, bondage, or being insulted. I'm just attracted to power in a woman. That being said the purpose of this bio is to find a partner, not a boss.
You should message me if
You've read my profile and are interested in getting to know each other more.

You don't hate people based on things such as race or sexual orientation.

You want to geek out to a stranger about anything listed in the entertainment section above.

You have a Sunday afternoon D&D or other RPG and you desire another player.

CIS women only please. This is not a moral judgement, but a romantic preference. Please respect it.

If you're not a CIS woman but have an opening in a Sunday afternoon RPG, please still contact me. I'm happy to roll some dice with anyone.
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