My name is Joseph (you can call me Joe), and I'm a 37 year old living in a seemingly cool, but harsh section of Los Angeles, California.
If you have anymore questions of me, please, feel free to ask. I am generally a pretty open individual. This sounds really trite, eh?
I am tall, blond, and sardonic
I'll list out all the jobs I've ever wanted (at least since 3rd grade)-
Fire Fighter, Police officer, Submarine Captain, Comedian, FBI Agent, International Super Spy, CIA Agent, Film Critic, Film Director, Funeral Director, Cinematographer, Writer (Script/Screen)... Honestly I'm starting to lean back toward funeral director.
I guess I'll just work on my cult of personality.
Helping people move. Making beans. Chasing children while pretending to be a robot. Flirting with lesbians, unknowingly. Dancing like a white man. Finding Speed Traps. Burning vacation time. Hitting my head, because of my height. Looking more important than I am. Acting inappropiate in the workplace. Not reflecting corporate values. Attempted take-overs of small political parties. Kazooing. Dating without getting anywhere. Falling out of an airplane without hurting myself. Being out of step in relationships.
Also, I am The Master of Hamhanded Subtlety.
Recently told by a young lady that her first impression of me was some sort of clerk. Lady, let me tell you, I keep no records.
Was just told this profile isn't as witty & funny as I am, just kinda sad. Hey! I'm flipping hilarious, but I just really wanna be loved for what's on the outside. - Wait, I may have that backward.
Also as a couple 'runner ups' for my three words: Credulous, and Dopey.
I also enjoy British Literature, James Jones novels, Heinlein's sci-fi, Ayn Rand's fiction, and H.P. Lovecraft.
(b) The Killing (1956) by Stanley Kubrick.
I also enjoy classic film, cult film, spagetti westerns, and directors like Ed Wood, Kevin Smith, and Orson Welles. I finally purchased a copy of my favorite Welles, The Magnificent Ambersons. It's fatalistic and beautiful. (Like I like my women)
(c) Summer Wind by Frank Sinatra.
I also enjoy listening to jazz, blues, and lounge music. Classic rock also has a large-ish place in my heart. I don't really get modern rock, but I am trying. I'm kind of an old man in a sexy young man's body.
- If I claim to be a fan of Radiohead, I am lying. I only own five of their nine studio albums, which is not good enough for a true fan.
(d) I don't know, something with its picture on the menu at Shari's? (NW 24hr Piehouse) As long as I have a cup of coffee I'm pretty good. I also enjoy cheese. I enjoy toast. So simple, so complex. You know you feel the same way.
I am an omnivore, but willing to switch diets for the right person. If you are a baconavore, this could be unhealthy in the long run.
According to the Fortune-Telling Birthday Book, in reference to my birthday, June 10th.
I am ambitious and venturesome and apt to rush into things. I am led with better results than if I were driven. I am conscientious and sincere in everything. I am capable of a strong and lasting love.
What a bunch of hogwash.
I'm tired of looking for my first ex-wife. I'm searching for my best ex-girlfriend now. This is all sarcasm. I'm mostly harmless.
Also, I'm on OKCupid because it's free, and I'm cheap and easy.
What I'm looking for is a classy lady, who is both smart and funny. Quick witted and feisty, is good as well. It would also help if she had a high tolerance for idiots. I have big feet, and am often found with my foot in my mouth. Just to forewarn.
Also I'm looking for tall. I'm tall, we can be tall together. Tall isn't a deal breaker, I just know how ridiculous I would be standing next to a lady 4'11". You know?
I hope this honesty doesn't scare anyone off. Independent minded only need apply. Please bring your own opinions, lunch will be provided for applicants.
This is a serious offer. I will buy you lunch + drinks/beer. Let's live life already!