Given my dating history, I am not here to find a wife or a significant other. I am here to occupy the position of supporter, lover, confidante, and friend until I can accidentally introduce you to the person you want to be with. Fuck all you ungrateful, unfaithful, lying pieces of shit out there. If you do not fit the criteria for that message, I obviously do not mean you.
Disclaimer: messages/conversations are subject to reproduction for entertainment purposes. Also, I won't edit your profile name out. This is so we can point when we laugh. Don't underestimate my ability to be a giant asshat. It has cost many people their lives. Not really, but it sounded cool.
I violate the Universal law of Mechanics (the amount of mechanical knowledge you possess is inversely proportional to the number of teeth you have).
I frequently describe myself as an asshole. However,
a good and longtime friend told me I am not an asshole, as I am generally easy to be around and quite fun even. He said "You have no desire to deal with bullshit and your attitude reflects that when you encounter it. It doesn't make you an asshole, it makes you someone that doesn't stand for Bullshit." I think that is a fairly accurate description.
To equate judgement and wisdom to occupation -former or current- is, at best, insulting.
My certifications and degrees include (but aren't limited to): MBA in-flight missile repairman, MBA underwater basket weaving, expert claymore specialist, hazmat disposal, Asian motorcycle tech, European motorcycle tech, ATV tech, personal watercraft tech, snowmobile tech, and expert jackass...
Now to take this (semi)seriously..
I'm not really looking to date or get married; I'm here to find a woman I hate so I can give her half of my stuff. And I'm hoping to pick up a couple of friends to go do actively active activities. Like paintball, racing, off-roading, or something else that by the time you're done you look like you bathed in your outfit but don't smell like it. Adrenaline rushes are a bonus as they're hard to come by.
Also: I have better than perfect vision. I do not have any genetic conditions of that I know. I don't: take any medication; ask if there is anything specific in food(except if it is spicy); have any reaction to poison ivy, oak, or sumac; or just about anything else you can think of. Genetically, I am quite the catch. Just saying. After all, this is a dating site.
I have myself a horse,
And Spark is her name.
And though she's made of steel,
I love her all the same.
Wait, that isn't true,
I was quick to speak before.
Because she is of metal,
I love her even more.
She will never be the fastest,
Of any of the steeds.
But because of how she's built,
I can ride her where I please.
Through snow covered mountains,
Wooded, winding trails,
Sands of endless desert,
She will never fail.
And though you might mock her,
Or even me, you see.
It doesn't really matter,
For we will always be.
And if you are a place,
Where you don't expect a bike...
You might just see my Spark,
Be it day or night.
I am learning. Constantly. And sometimes I help people. I instruct when I'm confident that my information is correct. I am not always friendly, but I am always honest now (as I have lied in the past). I just do me.
Fantasy, sci-fi, comedy, action, adventure, martial arts...
Sci-fi, comedy, stand up, documentaries..
Classical, OST(game&movie), rock, techno, and anything worth listening to whilst riding.
Anyways, feel free to spread mine too and fro, for those of you that six just isn't enough. If they question it, please use your middle finger to point them in my general direction.
Short answer: just about everything.
They didn't know for at least a week.
I was raised Christian. When my therapist told me that it wasn't healthy to have imaginary friends, I told God he had to kick rocks.
I might have had to learn "put your best foot forward" doesn't mean kick someone in the face.
Also, "light the way" does not translate into burn everything to the ground.
If you're capable (and comfortable) with being direct with someone that usually doesn't grasp the more subtle social queues.
These are things that are needed just to establish a friendship. Anything beyond that is a case by case basis.
For something serious: must have nipple piercings (or want them), be comfortable with prolonged nudity (both yours and mine), enjoy sex on a regular basis, and be comfy with wearing heels. Oddly specific, right? I am tired of dating people that don't have what I really like. And if you're wondering if I will bend these or overlook them- NO. Harsh? Why don't you bend yours instead? Ah. Now we have a stalemate. These are things I want. I would rather not have anything then go without these in yet again another relationship.