WARNING: I WILL ALWAYS LOVE MY CAT MORE THAN YOU. IT'S OKAY.
WARNING: POLY AS FUCK
*Disclaimer: I just want a nice punk androgyne to lick that I don't have to talk to, IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK
I don't take shit from people who can't accept mental illness anymore.
I'm not unique; I'm not intelligent; I'm not a special little
snowflake. I am not a princess. I am inconsistent. I am not breakable.
Good golly gosh I love skulls. Tiny skull prints on everything, I want it. I may ask if I can touch your skull. It's in your best interest not to let me do it.
I am queerish? man I don't even know anymore. Let's cuddle. Cuddle pile.
Being a man, a real man. The kind of man you want to be like. I drink nothing but scotch and I eat nothing but steak. My blood is raw and rabid and I wear suits made out of the american flag.
My current place of employment is Taco Bell. If that causes you to look down on me, please leave now. I went through a very rough patch in my life and the ability to even hold down a job right now is something of a source of pride for me.
Reading comprehension and encouraging others to vandalize things. Not going to therapy. taking medications on a roughly accurate schedule (not anymore, medications are terrible).
Look at how useful I am!
I'm also good at making other people wonder what crimes they are good at encouraging! What fun!
Though I have been told that I smell nice, and apparently the way I walk is so distinctive friends can pick me out while driving down the highway when I'm walking.
And also, someone at a concert recently used my hawk as a way to find his way back to his friends when he was drunk. So there's that.
so I guess that I'm being forced to watch all these different movies that I haven't caught up on and my conclusion so far is that eraserhead has one of the most genius pun reveals ever and I'm pretty sure I might be in love with David Lynch -- but like, the hate kind of love
I listen to a lot of different types of music. Look! http://www.last.fm/user/Koyakku
Curry, curry, curry, and also rice. With curry. Seafood with curry powder. Deviled eggs, with curry powder instead of paprika. There is also a curry ice cream that is pretty awesome.
I ate too many pumpkin seeds last week and they made me throw up. This week I did it again. Man that was worth it though.
One time I went on a tour of the city I used to live in and ordered a rare hamburger at every place that offered one. That was a good month. Hamburgers are awesome.
Unfortunately, most of what I eat is taco or frozen vegetables. Peas though.
That currency thing
My other half
Also forgetting what day of the week it is. when is therapy? fuck it. I'll show up on wednesdays, they'll let me in.
I love cartoons. A lot. Like, a lot a lot.
Who needs love, when there's Law and Order, and who needs love, when there's Dukes of Hazard, and who needs love, when the sandwiches are wicked and they know you at the Mac store?
I have intense periods of ups and downs that run in cycles (IT'S A SINE WAVE, THANKS ZEB). I really hate circles.
Please try to speak in words. Just. . .just try. capitalization isn't that important. shit, I can deal with spelling not being a priority. just please use words.
I am skeleton jelly
I am eating jelly
I am drunk on jelly?
no, I am skeleton jelly.
I wanna mohawk but mom won't let me get one.
I wanna go to shows.
Don't wanna pierce my nose.
I wanna get a mohawk but mom won't let me get one.
Extra disclaimer: I swear to fuck, the next person who thinks that mental illness is "cute" or some fucking other bullshit like that I am just going to tear your throat out oh my god I am so sick of dealing with this