31 Lakeland, United States
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My self-summary
I do stuff that I like and I don't do stuff that I don't like.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm at a good place. Work for a good company, have a wonderful boyfriend, great friends.
I’m really good at
I dabble in yo-yo-ing and professional hackysacking.
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been inducted into the BBG (Big Booty Girls) Club.
My given nickname is Thickness.
I'm never serious until socially required... then I can get real.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read cookbooks! Haha.....And other escapist kinds of reading. Nothing pompous or deep.

I love horror movies, good or bad. Even the really bad ones....Netflix seems to have an endless supply.

Infomercials are absolutely hilarious. They make everyday things seem IMPOSSIBLE. If you need a laugh, PLEASE look up the "Happy Hot Dog Man." It will change your life.

CAKE. Beck.. Led Zeppelin, Foo Fighters, Nine Inch Nails, Incubus...And I'm kind of in love with gratuitous pop. Taylor Swift, Jason Derulo, Nicki Minaj. BAM.

Sushi is a GREAT suggestion.
The six things I could never do without
Boring question. How about...six random things that rock.

1. Hazelnut Coffee.
2. Porch Swings.
3. Garter Belts.
4. Couch Blankets.
5. The Beach.
6. Good Company.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How quickly I would die in a zombie apocalypse situation.
On a typical Friday night I am
a person holding a beer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a thing for glasses. They are a sexy facial accessory.
You should message me if
I work the night shift, so it would be cool to meet some other night crawlers on graveyard shift.

If you think you might be too old for me, you are probably too old for me.

If you want to chat. better make me laugh in your message. Or if you're not funny, include this phrase in your message: "wombat BBQ"

No married men who are "in town on business."
But definitely married women who are "in town on business."
No couples.
And no heifers.
Definitely no heifer couples.