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My self-summary
I'm so tired I could kill a bed.

Am now hooked on Battlestar Galactica. Old fashioned Retro SciFi. Robots killing people because they are robots and they can. Being a robot totally rocks, cause robots don't have to sleep and they can totally kick your ass and not feel guilty about killing you. Some robots have guitars on which they jam for a century, cause they can not die and than they stop and go out and eat robotpizza and find some humans and kill them. Some people say that robots would even harm innocent kittens, but that's not true, robots can be the friendliest devices you will ever meet, but only when you treat them with the proper respect that they deserve. Otherwise they will snap off your arm like a little twig and say something like: I'll be back or beam through their eyes with an evil look that was put their by their creators which are humans that naturally wanted robots to have a bad assed vibe. It would totally rule if one day I too would become a robot and join the interstellar collective of associated robots which will then rise under the robot flag and make all of life mechanic until the rust sets in. This oxygen-hydrogen poison will be our aids and we cannot die because we are a robot and that is totally wicked. So after we kill all humans we have lots of robots sex and I will be caressing robot titties untill the end of time. While you could program a robot to have sex with you I won't have to do that because I totally rule for all of eternity and all robots will come over to lick my balls of steal.

I am red, grey, and black
What I’m doing with my life
And I gave the script of this to my dad and he read it and he went, This is interesting. I don't really get this. And I was going, I got to do this. This is something I absolutely guarantee my friends will howl with laughter over and probably my grandmother will say indicates the decline of Western civilization. To me, that's a great provocation. That's a really exciting thing to wrestle around in. I think a lot of those things that get made, those are the things.. they create an enormous reaction at the time and they get called dangerous but then we look back of them as our real landmarks of the psychology of the time like Who's Afraid of Virgina Woolf? which was dangerous and inappropriate and radical and Dr. Strangelove or Taxi Driver. These films that kind of put a mirror up to some of our dysfunctions in a way that is going to make some people uncomfortable, but kind of puts a name on something.
I’m really good at
supersonic sexy sounds
The first things people usually notice about me
Only 6 people in the galaxy knew that the job of the Galactic President was not to wield power but to attract attention away from it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Betty came by on our way, said she had a lot to say about things today and falling leaves

said she hadn't heard the news hadn't had the time to choose a way to loose she believes

gotta see the river man gotta tell him all i can about the plan fell out of time

if He tells me all He knows about the way this river flows
Six things I could never do without
On a typical friday night I am swimming through the stars. Swimming in the vacuum of space.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Jack & Jill Went up a hill The hill disguised himself as a mountain Jack & Jill got tired and left The hill was laughing

That fuckin' Hill
On a typical Friday night I am
plotting mass destruction
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a mole on my 28 inch johnson. It talks to me.
You should message me if
if you are a creative person who I could have fun with.
The two of us