KristaBeth79
37 Astoria, United States
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My self-summary
More breaking news....I got sick of being a brunette and have gone back to blonde

I was born and raised in Astoria (I was here before the hipster invasion) I love spending time with my family and friends. I am just as happy staying in for the night as well as heading out to a bar or a restaurant. (I know....I know, everyone writes this in thier profile, but I prefer to have an actual conversation. There's only so much you can learn about a person from these little boxes and besides, you know you're not going to read the whole thing...you're just going to skip down to the pictures.....go ahead....I'll wait here) I'm looking for someone who is down to earth, someone who has a good sense of humor, if you can make me laugh then we're good. I can be sarcastic at times, but hey who isn't. Anything else you want to know just shoot me a message.
What I’m doing with my life
I manage a medical office in Midtown.....say that three times fast lol
I’m really good at
I love to cook, and I've been told that I'm pretty good at it, but I hate doing dishes so that will be your job.
The first things people usually notice about me
probably my eyes, with a follow up question of "are you wearing colored contacts?" btw, I'm not

I should probably mention that I do have tattoos, just got my 6th so if you're not cool with tattoos on a woman keep scrolling.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Yes, I'm a girl I read cosmo and glamour.I just recently finished reading "The Goldfinch" by Donna Tart, it was absolutely amazing. I gave in to peer pressure read the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy. Before that, it was "The Pact" by Jodi Piccoult and re-read "Shes come Undone by Wally Lamb. My favorite author would probably be Danielle Steel or Wally Lamb, I am also a big fan of Shakespeare.

As for movies, I will pretty much watch anything except for things with a lot of blood, guts and action in it. I have a whole list that would take me forever to go through, top highlights would probably be :Dirty Dancing , Fight Club (I know I said I don't like blood and action but for some reason I love this movie) Big fan of John Hughes 80's movies, The Goonies, Silly humor like Napoleon Dynomite, Anchor Man, Best in Show, Waiting for Guffman, Spaceballs, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles. Not a fan of horror movies though, I will only watch the "Scream" or "Saw" serious, probably because they are just ridiculous as opposed to scary, although the Shining is one of my favorite movies (go figure right) .

I love Dancing with the stars and some trashy Jersey housewives for a good laugh. I also love, Seinfeld, Sons of Anarchy, The big bang theory, Modern Family Nurse Jackie, Bobs Burgers.. just to name a few. (I notice every guy lists Always Sunny In Philadelphia as a favorite,,,,but I just don't understand it. Why are they always yelling?)

Music, I will listen to just about anything with the exception of hard core rap and most country.

Food, I would eat pizza every day if I could. Mexican and Italian are my favorites.

I actually do like sports, I LOVE football and bonus points if you are a Giants fan. I am a diehard Mets fan and even though I don't watch hockey as much anymore, I will always be a Rangers fan
The six things I could never do without
My Family
My Friends
vacations
my job so I can take vacations
hmmmmmm, guess I only need four things!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Winning the lotto so I can buy a space for my own theater group.

Why do guys send an email and then delete their profile 10 minutes later?

Why does it seem like a lot of men are lying about their age on here? I thought only women did that. (BTW I'm not lying about mine)

As you can see, I have questions.... maybe you can help me out with that :-)
On a typical Friday night I am
Possibly out to dinner or a movie with friends, maybe some drinks or heading home to relax and have a marathon of whatever I'm currently watching on Netflix. There is no typical night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm kind of a bad ass! Sometimes when I wash my hair, I lather, rinse but don't repeat. I just go straight to the conditioner. Also I love Barry Manilow!
You should message me if
Well, if you liked my profile obviously, and If you have a good balance of humor and sarcasm, but know when to be serious. If you have something other than just "Hi" to say in your message. If you're looking for a fun, down to earth girl who doesn't play games then we should click. I'm looking for something real, so please be willing to actually meet, if you're just looking for a pen pal or a text flirtation then I'm not the girl for you. And come on, don't just "like" my profile, I won't always see it....I mean this isn't a 6th grade dance, you're allowed to talk to girls so send me a message.
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