27Sterling, United States
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My self-summary
My nerd levels over 9000.

I make video games in my free time.
What I’m doing with my life
Making money doing computer stuff.
I’m really good at
Making obscure and not so obscure jokes and nerd references.


Jamming a joystick in the corner and mashing buttons in a rhythmic pattern.

Dressing up as fictional characters and having people take my picture at large gatherings.

Beating up nerds with PVC pipes wrapped in foam.

Every tank except Zarya
The first things people usually notice about me
I can't not be a total dork. Also I tend to have a very optimistic/positive outlook on everything.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Game of Thrones is too amazing for words. Arrested Development was the best show on TV and Futurama (Archer CLOSE SECOND) was the best cartoon. I also used to be into anime a few years back. I still keep up with a few new shows from time to time if my friends (who usually hate most anime) tell me it's good.

I enjoy good movies everyone knows (Scarface, Memento) and good movies not everyone knows (Talk to Her, 2046). I also have a lot of fun watching terrible movies with my friends (Flesh Gordon, Elvira, The Thing With Two Heads). If I had discovered how much I enjoyed studying film at an earlier age I would most likely be doing something in that.

I don't read. I should but I don't. I hang around a lot of people that do and have learned to passively absorb their literary knowledge into my own.

I have a fairly wide taste in music. Cloud Cult is one of the best bands you have never heard of (Look them up, seriously, you'll thank me), heavy metal bands like Kamelot and Eluveitie are great (I just got introduced to Krypteria and they are phenomenal) and trance/techno/dance/house/noise music like DJ Tiesto, Daft Punk, Global Deejays, Swedish House Mafia and deadmau5 are all wonderful.

Cloud Cult: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOGUr6w9qe4

Also completely obsessed with this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izrL7pBdkaw

UPDATE: Zedd's Clarity is my new music obsession
Six things I could never do without
Friends, internet, TV, music, pizza, breaking boundaries, plastic, ChapStick, graph paper, money, Jack Sparrow, blue, 76* weather, gravity, cactus, packing peanuts, three shoelaces tied to a lamp, suction cups, March 23 1962, couch change, mole people, anti-time, bees, green skies, up-side-down kittens, car keys, parrots, loud voices, flying sheep, MAHVEL, Elmer's glue, SPF 30 sunblock, the musical episode of Buffy, NERF weaponry. Probably a few more things that I am not aware of that would cause the world to collapse if they did not exist.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The problem with comic books is the ink comes right off the page. Every time you turn the page you have to go wash your hands. You turn the page, you wash your hands. Turn the page, wash your hands. Turn the page, wash your hands. And then you turn the page, and then you wash your hands.

Wondering what real adults do for fun instead of playing video games and quoting Archer. I think they like to do wine tasting or food watching or something.

Also making lots and lots of dick jokes.
On a typical Friday night I am
With my friends playing table top role playing games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a very open person. AMA!
You should message me if
You don't want the zombies to rise up.
The two of us