39 St. Louis, United States
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My self-summary
I'm married. We're open. I don't want a girlfriend, but I would like to make a friend, or two, that are a little more than friends. I don't have a lot of patience, and I find that trying to meet people is maddeningly frustrating, and often not worth the time and effort I put into it. ROI on OKCupid is painfully low. Either I'm getting messages and likes from people I am not attracted to, or I'm taking the time to read a profile, write a message that is unique, and hopefully interesting, only to receive nothing in return. It's disheartening. A "Go fuck yourself." is preferable to being ignored. I would really like for someone to prove me wrong.
What I’m doing with my life
Lots of family stuff. Working full time. Trying to balance those two things, which take up 90 percent of my time, with a little reading, TV, gaming, and drawing.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, being an asshole, trivia, Cards Against Humanity, having an open mind, not whining, eating.
The first things people usually notice about me
I guess my beard? I get lots of compliments. Otherwise, I have no fucking clue.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I have eclectic tastes in my pop culture. From punk rock to canto-pop.
Edgar Allen Poe to Craig Ferguson. Breaking Bad to Adventure Time. I am all over the fucking place.

I don't drink very much, but I really enjoy soju (korean liquor) saké (japanese liquor) and Not Your Father's Root Beer.
The six things I could never do without
1. Good sex.
2. Good food.
3. A refreshing Coca Cola.
4. A Sketchbook.
5. A knife. (I always carry one.)
6. My wife.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sex. Food. How I would conduct myself in a zombie/alien/robot/nuclear apocalypse. How to make myself a better illustrator. Cool stuff to teach my kids. How it's possible to be as intellectually lazy as the vast majority of people appear to be. About how being a man on a dating site sucks is exactly the inverse of why it sucks to be a woman on a dating site.
On a typical Friday night I am
It's either hanging out with the wife, eating chinese food or pizza, watching something ridiculous on Netflix/Hulu Plus, or hanging out at home while I send my wife out with her friends for the night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a big fat baby face under my beard.
You should message me if
you want to, I suppose?