26Bergenfield, United States
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My self-summary
I don't know. I'm lazy and cynical. The last girl I was with told me I had a really big ego. I told her she had a really big butt. It was pretty awkward going from there.
What I’m doing with my life
On the never ending job hunt.
I’m really good at
Procrastinating. Don't think I've ever prepped for anything until the day before it's due.
The first things people usually notice about me
I either look like a vagrant or some kind of wizard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Persepolis, ASOIAF novels, Chariots of the Gods?, 1984, Pale Fire, The Handmaid's Tale

Movies: Videodrome (basically anything Cronenberg), The Big Lebowski, Pulp Fiction, My Dinner With Andre, Natural Born Killers, Starship Troopers, Drive

Music: The Kinks, Justice, Frank Zappa, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Patti Smith, Spandau Ballet, Goldfinger, Rush, Danzig, and a lot more.

I don't watch much TV but my favorite show is currently Community.
Six things I could never do without
Sweet Baby Ray's
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How stupid people are.
On a typical Friday night I am
Maybe a night walk and some introspection. Or booze. Booze is nice.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was the kid in grade school correcting everyone's grammar.
You should message me if
You think having an okcupid account is embarrassing or you're really tall.
The two of us