I'm really bad at giving girl advice. I feel awkward and after awhile I get bored with girl drama.
I'm a dog person....that now owns a cat....go figure.
Perhaps because of poor depth perception or the movie Cast Away, I have a strong dislike for volleyballs.
Cast Away was a stupid movie and I wanted to fall asleep during it.
As a child my dad would tease me and say if I got too close to a vacuum I would be sucked in. Then he would take the hose to a shop vac and press it against my stomach. I now have an irrational fear of vacuums.
I use to think my dad had an apple tree growing in his belly because he swallowed an apple seed.
I really dislike the starving children and abused animal commercials.
I can be very awkward at times.
Spelling was not my best subject in school.
Neither was history.
I often long to use the terms "nume" and "ionian scale" in sentences.
I miss being around people who know what a nume and an ionian scale is.
Kid drama gets old really fast!
I cried during I Am Legend when he has to kill the dog. I just wanted to go home and hug my dog. When I did this my dog got very annoyed with me.
My best friend tells often that I'm too much of a dork.
Did you know that the "t" in "often" is silent?
I know how to speak Italian, German and French. However, I have no idea what I'm saying. I just know how to say the words.
I'm really annoyed by how many times I started these sentences with I.
Listerine is the worse invention in the world. I don't understand how people can enjoy it. It doesn't make my mouth feel fresh it makes it feel like it's burning.....purple Listerine isn't so bad.
The other day I told a friend that I thought the majority of cowboy farm boys were naturally fit from bailing hay all day long. He quickly informed me that no one bails hay by hand anymore.
I have two airplane plants that I named Boeing and Avero.
I always told myself that I wouldn't get a cat when I lived on my own. I failed...
2. My cat...Sadie
3. Cell phone
4. Good friends
6. Good times.
Of course I think about the future and what I want out of it.
Lately, I've been thinking about getting a fish because talking to my plants makes me feel crazy. However, I feel like I will grow attached to the fish which will set me up for heartache when I kill it.
I hate the taste of toothpaste and how it gets all foamy in my mouth.
If you're able to put a complete sentence together. If you are able to put complete sentences into a complete paragraph, you might be golden.