If the following applies to you, please don't bother messaging me:
*You want to be on The Jersey Shore.
*U talk and speel lik dis n dat, cuz ur da bomb. This literally makes me cringe. I mean, seriously. And some of you guys are ridiculous. "I'm not afade to show my amotions" is not acceptable if you want to be taken seriously and don't want to look like a complete moron. I want to rewrite half of the profiles I see, just to help you dumb-asses not look so stupid. Lol :) I'd like a guy that knows the difference between they're, their and there.
*You're looking for just a hook-up or one night stand, because I definitely am not!!
*You don't like children.
*You have no car or license and you're an alcoholic. I mean drinking once in a while when you're with friends or at a party is fine, but really if you get drunk everyday, then no thank you.
I will read anything, but prefer fantasy or mythology style. (My son's name is Loki lol)
4) My phone
... hm. I don't need much, I guess. If I have these 4 things, I'm pretty happy.
You like girls with tattoos.