he is a geek from sri lanka (the .lk domain).. he sometimes talks in the third person (or is that the second person.. he forgets).
a fan of linux, the internet, books, music and movies, he can often be seen with a ratty old backpack that carries any or all of the above. he is fond of hitting the beach despite the horrible, HORRIBLE things it does to his computer hardware
he is, despite a life of unhealthy eating, drinking, recreational drugs, still alive. he has the body of an 18 year old, that he keeps safe in a walk-in freezer
weekends sees him online, or cruising the local bars for cheap entertainment, depending on his financial health.. sometimes he IS the cheap entertainment
he's not too good at describing himself (except as "the incredible"), and is looking to make friends
he expects the spanish inquisition
I am weird, full of attitude, and stalking you
and yes, because he knows how curious you are about all this ... his wife knows he's here, and if he messages you, it's a sure bet that she knows that he has ...
he - despite his weird looks - tends to get up on stage and speak a lot.. usually to the younger generation, to the despair, shock and horror of the older generation
he doesn't seem to want to get married, but seems to have done i anyway ... he has a fondness for women.. something that has led to many a restraining order
then they realise that he doth swear enough to make a sailor say "oh i say, that's a bit much"
*movies* escapism please, the lk-geek already knows that the world is shite and we're all gonna die
*music* anything and everything
*foods* anything with meat, and lots of it. preferably not chicken..
the only thing you can be sure of is that he will probably tell you all about it some day.. maybe.. if he feels like it.. if the moon and the stars and the planets are in the proper constellations.. and all of the planets align properly while he is in the right place..
or perhaps when he's drunk..
but there are things there that will shock/scare/freak you out. the trip down memory lane will probably turn into a side-trip down dark alleys with strange people hanging around waiting to mug you ..
and then he'll have to kill you