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My self-summary
*tap* *tap* is this thing on? ladeez an' gennelmun.. welcome to the wonderful uncapitalised world of the lkgeek.

he is a geek from sri lanka (the .lk domain).. he sometimes talks in the third person (or is that the second person.. he forgets).

a fan of linux, the internet, books, music and movies, he can often be seen with a ratty old backpack that carries any or all of the above. he is fond of hitting the beach despite the horrible, HORRIBLE things it does to his computer hardware

he is, despite a life of unhealthy eating, drinking, recreational drugs, still alive. he has the body of an 18 year old, that he keeps safe in a walk-in freezer

weekends sees him online, or cruising the local bars for cheap entertainment, depending on his financial health.. sometimes he IS the cheap entertainment

he's not too good at describing himself (except as "the incredible"), and is looking to make friends

he expects the spanish inquisition

I am weird, full of attitude, and stalking you

and yes, because he knows how curious you are about all this ... his wife knows he's here, and if he messages you, it's a sure bet that she knows that he has ...
What I’m doing with my life
this idiot seems to enjoy linuxing his life away.. running (for want of a better word) a small "trying not to make a loss" company that tries to promote linux in sri lanka, he's usually seen running around town trying to get people enthused.

he - despite his weird looks - tends to get up on stage and speak a lot.. usually to the younger generation, to the despair, shock and horror of the older generation

he doesn't seem to want to get married, but seems to have done i anyway ... he has a fondness for women.. something that has led to many a restraining order
I’m really good at
getting drunk, falling flat on my face, and making people laugh

he also sings karaoke with (a lot) more enthusiasm than skill.. and does a mean (so mean it should be banned under the geneva convention) rendition of rawhide..
The first things people usually notice about me
the lkgeek looks like a troll (the meaty kind, not the silicaceous kind)

then they realise that he doth swear enough to make a sailor say "oh i say, that's a bit much"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
*books* anything by terry pratchett fantasy, sci-fi, sci-fan

*movies* escapism please, the lk-geek already knows that the world is shite and we're all gonna die

*music* anything and everything

*foods* anything with meat, and lots of it. preferably not chicken..
Six things I could never do without
akane the laptop, mountain dew and other stimulants, my camera (a now many-years-behind-the-times canon eos 400d), women to look at, something (anything, even toothpaste boxes are fair game if i'm desperate - which is something like offering talcum powder to a heavily-in-withdrawal coke addict) to read, the internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
everything, usually starting at something and going rapidly into tangents, and tangents to those tangents, and tangents to the tangents to the tangents, ad tangentium. beware, this way lies madness.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sitting in front of the computer, or drinking beers with my friends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
what's private? i mean really.. when you really think about it.. REALLY.. who knows? certainly not the LKgeek..

the only thing you can be sure of is that he will probably tell you all about it some day.. maybe.. if he feels like it.. if the moon and the stars and the planets are in the proper constellations.. and all of the planets align properly while he is in the right place..

or perhaps when he's drunk..

but there are things there that will shock/scare/freak you out. the trip down memory lane will probably turn into a side-trip down dark alleys with strange people hanging around waiting to mug you ..

and then he'll have to kill you
You should message me if
come an' 'ave a go if you think you're 'ard enough
The two of us